One of the congressional interns answered his phone call and said that the idea is “lit”. Tentative approval confirmed.

Footage of this guy is the best ISIS recruiting video ever.

Or *really* explain:

Look at the F train that got stuck in the subway the other day. A full F train holds 2,580 people, lets say it was (conservatively) 70% full, that is 1,860 people on the train. Let’s say 20% of the train was full of students/children/tourists who aren’t commuting to or from work, that brings the occupancy of the train…

I don’t think it could happen where it continued on but I’ve definitely had it happen accidentally where things slipped. But it’s very quickly been a “NOPE THATS MY BUTT STOP RIGHT THERE” thing that was rectified (heh) quickly.

I hate it almost as much as...

I’d say the reaction to a joke that was kinda clever, kinda meh, very harmless is perhaps a reason why Democrats lost the election.

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

When you’re calculating the average speed, you need to weight the speeds by the amount of time the swimmer is at those speeds. Half-speed will be weighted higher because that lap will take longer.

“If you’re swimming three kilometers, you’ll go back and forth enough that the boost given by the current will be cancelled out by having to take a return trip in the opposite direction.”

That may sound right, but it’s absolutely false!

Swimming back and forth in a lane with a current is actually slower than swimming…

Holy shit - this is just a straight forward informative post explaining the answer to an interesting question. Well done.

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“making her the first self-made female billionaire”? Oprah (of Oprah fame) and Doris Fisher (GAP founder) were billionaire looooong before Elizabeth Holmes. I think you meant “youngest.”

Why is it terrible? Do you commute more than 15 minutes a day in or around a city of more than 800k? It’s hellish mindbending exercise in loosing faith in mankind. Took 2 hours to go 40 miles on Fri solely because of a rash of fender benders, congestion, and the “I have to get 3 car lengths ahead RIGHT NOW in this…

...No. If Philip Roth was allowed to write the same fucking story over and over, about boring, ruthless men on navel-gazing quests for sexual fulfillment — and win prizes for it — and be called one of the greatest writers of his generation — I think we as a culture can afford Beyoncé space to take what is personal to h…