They won't give it to you or even consider the possibility of an ADHD diagnosis especially if you have already been diagnosed with another big mental issue like mood disorders.

Uh. no.

That is because you are in Birmingham. Head on over to Tuscaloosa and it's a different, well, ball game. I think Bham is more of a basketball town because of UAB.

"I'm with the blacks, because we're white trash."

Thoughts on how this compares to the shit storm Paula Deen started with her language. Everyone in my part of the country is so quick to defend this guy, but everyone ran away from Paula. Is it because she's a woman and we love to tear women down?

And may I also add, as a born Southerner, there is a difference between redneck and country. I'll say it again, we aren't all rednecks portrayed the way these yokels portray us.

Uh, hello? She's Cher. She goes to all the cool parties!

My story is close to yours. I'm in my 30s and at my heaviest—with a little jelly going on in the right places. I shit you not, men hit on me way more now than when I was a thin, skinny thing. One of my best guy friends says it's because I appear more approachable now.

Yeah, some guys were looking for just a hook up. Usually those guys were the ones who want you to send more pictures. Plus I just kind of got a vibe from those guys. But that isn't the worst. It's the neediness that they have some times that's off putting. Trying to break it off with ones I wasn't really interested in…

Oh, we're not OLD! Lol. I broke up with someone at 32. We were together for 6 years, but he just wasn't motivated about moving the relationship forward.

OMG, I love brussels sprouts. Well, any greens in general. You can also boil your brussels in water with a little salt. Cooked either way, top them off with pepper sauce. So good! And they are so nutritious.

Awww, y'all, this is kind of sweet. I know it's a fabricated notion in his head, but it's still sweet, nonetheless.

My last relationship was with a guy who stood as tall as my chin. It used to bother me with the stares from others (if they were even looking at that, I was probably just being paranoid), but really when you love someone you just kind of overlook those things. And there is something sexy about a short man who will…

Kreayshawn. That is all.

Hooded eyes are also known as "bedroom eyes," if I'm not mistaken.

Khloe is so pretty and seems like a girl who keeps it real (within the realm of reality television, that may be a conflicting battle for her). She looks so gorgeous in this selfie. Big hair is everything, indeed!

I tasted a sip of my best-friend's breast milk. It tasted like a mix between the organic (?) way a baby smells and soy milk. Granted, I wouldn't taste just anyone's boob milk. I've known her for 20 years.

Ditto on your thoughts about Kreayshawn. (Full Disclosure: I love Summertime and Gucci Gucci.) This video also has a Lana Del Rey vibe, what with the tattooed man of interest. She's basically cashing in on white-girl ratchet.

I know a lot of 32 year olds, heck 48 year olds, who are still just as banging. And could easily get away with dressing this way. I don't understand why it is inappropriate to dress this way. If I didn't have to make a living the conventional way, I would totally be banging the red/orange fade-into-pink hairstyle…

I will never forget this girl. The feeling I get from watching her is akin to the same feeling I get when watching that scene from Requiem for a Dream and the entire Monster movie starring Charlize: Icky. And not in a good way.