@workman: As an avid cycler myself, I hate jokes about getting hit by cars but for hipsters riding fixies, I'll make an exception :)

@Ryan Stewart: I would buy the ps3 version and play it again if we could get some female on female romance that ME2 was sorely missing :)

@loveableterror: don't forget he padded Jessica Alba's fine ass without her permission in Into the Blue

@David Stern but Fair: sounds like a Triumph to me

@Nintendocrazed: haha, I think me and him had the same fantasy :)

@Nintendocrazed: for sure, it's the sport of the strip that entices. If she just ran around naked all the time, no one would care. Probably why DOA Extreme Beach Volleyball gets so boring.

@Ajh: If that's true, most of the males will just let her get lit up in the beginning so they can play the rest of the game with her in her birthday suit.

2000 dollars? She offered Lebowski a loosie for 1000!

I actually think he's one of the smarter NCAA athletes out there although I could've condensed his essay into one sentence...

@Dara Hoy: I demand 100% of her thighs on me.

Those gerbils showed him all the moves he knows. Ever notice how he always runs along the wall/sideline?

I'm actually glad they're bringing back the old design. I'm sure Richard Burns was rolling in his grave while his poster car was turned into a CRX.

I'd have to bring a black-light and check for stains before I touch a single thing in there.

@LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M: fail :)

I haven't seen one of these pops in a while. Last time I saw it, I bought it for my nephew and caused him to pretend he's Sonic. Sadly, his running around made him drop the ice cream.

Looks like Girls Gone Wild is reaching out to a new audience. Guess this new dvd's going to be Ballparks and Doublewides.

Looks like Cletus was a bit too rough on Alice last night. Only thing left for her to do is move in with him in his doublewide.

I feel sorry for her. She probably had to make them bigger and bigger. The lack of a neck probably kept her from suckling herself.

This must be the next terrible Transformers spin-off. Starscream Origins.

@Fu Manchu Not Amused: So he has no say at all in what team he ultimately decides to go to? That sounds a bit like horseshit to me.