My fortune cookie said Lebron's going to China to join Marbury in making Pay-4-Less shoes.

@Samer Ocho Cinco: She's the one right under the guy who fell. She was just preparing his enema.

@KillaB43: Looks like a party at Tiger Wood's house

@HowIsYourFlat: This looks like a job for... Ron Jeremy.

She has a better batter's stance when she's brushing her hair in the mirror.

@Ryan_the_D: haha, ok ok, my bad, I obviously got it wrong. It must be his O-face when he gets blown by the WWTD fan club. Amirite?

That's the same face he had when he dumped the National Championship in the toilet last year.

@zoethebitch: It was until I saw how the kitten's preparing it's claws for the kill

@Chong Li Bomaye: Has to be Scott, there are times I want to yell at him to look at me. He's always looking at a white woman and a donut to the sides.

@Lizard in the Wires - Please, call it hamburger time.: You're not the only person. Chipotle is the most lacking burrito joint ever. It's all about the taco trucks, lard makes everything better!

I wonder if EA still has the crossover/destroy defense button. I remember playing Shaq as a guard and just using that button to go straight to the hoop. Always made me die a bit inside...

If Patrick Willis is a 99, Brian Cushing must be a roid enhanced 105. Once he's cleaned up, he'll probably drop to about a 60 like all the other rookies.

@FATDAN: It's all good, he'll be riding pine anyways while he turns the gatorade into wine coolers.

@Walking Eye!: They should add in a mini game. If you can get away with getting your students paid, you get a boost for the season.

It's amazing that the Ducks are ranked so high. I better hold on to my macbook when they come into town

I hear there are chinese volunteers who have his family at gunpoint and won't survive unless he manages to strike the ball into the net. A goal for North Korea is a goal for all!

Maybe this is the breather that France needs. If Thierry Henry starts, they'll make their way to the finals with the strength of his hands.

@Surrender Dorothy: Last time I was in South Africa, someone jacked the Cameroon my neck.

@Tully Blanchard Enterprises: Hell yea! I burnt me a nice BWW 745i the other day and that was only when my daughter won her school talent contest!

She's a man baby yeah!