News flash! And if you wait another year, it'll be on sale on Steam for $10-$20!

@Dunny0: Darn tooting I do. Haven't you seen Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull?

@a.seivewright: The ARG freak in me wonders if those crackles aren't intentional...

@Dexomega: I was checking my volume thinking it had been turned up too loud.

@loonyboi: Because the actresses refuse to grow a goatee?

@kable:

@TrainerRed: Yes, the reason is that Microsoft refuses to allow free content for the game. If you release DLC for the Xbox, it better have a price tag attached. And so, in this case, it does.

@martinf1: Consolers, in this case, are footing the bill for Microsoft's arrogance, nothing more and nothing less. It'd be free for the Xbox too if MS wasn't an asshole about the sort of content you can release for free.

@hagren: You mean the sort of shit storm where the company threatens legal action and attempts to prevent you from selling the game? THAT sort of shit storm?

I'm a bad person. This I accept.

@hagren: I'd love to work for you...

@sarcastic.angel: They paid money for development of the game that EA was going to profit off of. Yes, EA enabled the game to actually be published by providing additional funding. But that doesn't let them off the hook for what Vivendi had already paid out for.

@Tenacious_Z: This was a publisher that is fond of releasing new iterations of a franchise every year, reviewing the projects a company it was acquiring had going during the acquisition.

@jedbeetle: Bobby, for good or worse, is not some random ass person who 'got lucky'. Bobby is pretty much the symbol for how the video game industry has worked throughout it's history.

@hike15: slightly damp microfiber cloth. Or if it's glass (aka old school CRT) go to your local drug store and buy stuff that's marked as safe to use on coated glasses.

@improprietary: The basic Magic Eraser is just a melamine foam brick. A standard product sold cheaply in many places for many purposes. Not only should you be able to find it outside of the US, but you should be able to find it cheaply in whatever knock-off brand, bargain bin store you walk into (aka Dollar Store,…

@Dizznizzle: Parrots, I believe, are immune to the heat of capsaicin (i.e. the chemical behind the spicy in the majority of peppers). As I recall, part of the theory of evolution behind peppers is that the heat is a way of deterring mammals from eating the fruit and saving it for avian purposes (who would be better…

FYI - Magic Erasers are essentially Melamine Foam and at their most basic level are really fine sandpaper. This isn't a bad thing, but one should remember that as it is an abrasive cleaner (i.e. you aren't using a solvent to dissolve the grease, you are literally removing it via friction) you should avoid using it in…

@WaffleCopter: No. Nor are they official. What occurs is that since most court rooms ban cameras either on the claim that they are distraction to the proceedings or that they invade privacy, the only legitimate way one has of getting a picture out is by sketching it.

@sean98125: Nope, that was Ishmael by Barbara Hambly.