It was mentioned back in the “Behind Closed Ovens” day. Nice catch.

Oh man, I love long track skating. Definitely want to catch her.

The problem is that even those have subjective hustling. Players have been put on the bobsled team even though they didn’t score that well in the race, sometimes because they were an audience draw, sometimes because there was hope that they had been drug down by the team that they were on in trial and would actually…

Yes, that’s exactly why. I guess now, more appropriately, it’s just skating. I was in it when your figures still counted for a lot. The most important part came when you changed from one figure to another, especially if you had to do a reverse. Then you had to recover backwards. It seems simple, but it’s a little like…

My grandmother had schizophrenia. Then she had 1960s era electroshock. She quit forming the ability to make new memories. Combine it with the schizophrenic symptoms, and the “somewhere” was random memories of who knows what. One day she thought she was thirty years old and I was a doppleganger who had been sent to…

“Whooooooah meth, won’t spare me over ‘til another year?”

This sounds very Rockets.

Coke disses Pepsi; both brands’ stock rises.

I don’t think other establishments are necessarily less cultish just because they’re not fine dining. In Houston people wait in line forever at the Breakfast Klub, hipsters were pining for Moontower Inn to finish its renovations just so they could get a hot dog, and people stalk food trucks electronically. They want…

Wow, it really is just lke entertainment, where tons of performers are offered the chance to work for ‘exposure’ rather than pay.

Could never figure out why Charlie wasn’t in Bowfinger.

Oh my God, I was so glad they quit making Bakula say, “Mah ... bruh-thah.”

Image was flipped. Otherwise in he would have been driving on the left side of the road in the original video. I think it’s an Apple thing? But I don’t know.

Oh, I understand now. Well, excluding full time mall security, in Texas it is very typical to hire off duty officers for part time security work. They will have a gun somewhere.

Oh God, I remember that story. The flight attendant.

The first paragraph was sarcastic. Hard to convey that in type sometimes.

Whoops, brain skipped a groove and got it mixed with Jackson Hole for some reason. Thank you.

How dare you have fun in that place where everybody else is having fun? And then you have the audacity to come home and tell people you had fun, even if no one asked you. What a hipster.

The National Cowboy Poetry Gathering in Elko is on my bucket list.

“When I find myself without a spoon, I sometimes like to eat applesauce via a straw. I suspect this is psycho behavior, because I would be embarrassed if someone came across me doing it at my workplace.”