I’d like to know Alexandria’s camp story.

I’ve come to the conclusion that people who say “no drama” really mean “I’m going to be an ass and you can’t call me out on it or else I’ll cut you out and call you crazy”

When I look back on this comment it will be exactly as moronic as it appears right now.

eat shit.

Jozy’s most clinical finish in years.

i hope you bet $150mil on UNI

Whelp, it was a good ride. It's been fun.

“As I look back on my career, I’ll always cherish my time spent with the England U-17s.”

Can I call you Bill, Mr. Romanowski?

I didn’t know your mom was a Steelers fan.

Jalopnik truthers are the fucking worst.

Here’s a rule. Move their “Super Bowl” The MLS cup which happened on Sunday back 6 days to this upcoming Saturday. Nothing is going on that day. They could own that 1 day every year! The Saturday after College Football finishes.

Matt Schaub has lost his last 6 starts, meaningless in comparison to the eternal void which will consume us all. Enjoy ESPN.

Their twitter account reads like Nihilist Arby’s

There has to be someone affiliated with Deadspin that can pull off the mannerisms and affectations of an adolescent attendee.

That’s ridiculous, but why would you want to go listen to Greg Hardy speak anyway?

Issues aside, 9/11 gave a lot of hard working Americans a much needed vacation.

Issues aside, Mussolini made the trains run on time.