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I love how white men that claim to live in fear of ‘government tyranny’ and believe that it is righteous to rebel against it are the first ones to insist that all black people should strictly obey every police officer like a submissive dog.

Even the Mexican fans showed more fight than Klinsmann’s USMNT.

Friendly wins should very much be overlooked. And that’s a Netherlands team that’s struggling with Iceland, Turkey, and the Czech Republic in actual competition.

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Remember when Mel Kiper scolded every football team for not drafting Clausen because he was his #2 draft prospect and it had NOTHING to do with them having the same agent?

You know this is kinda why I hate the gamer mentality today. If something is hard just Google or Youtube it! Half the fun of something like this is figuring it out yourself.

To me, the most violent gigantic question marks would have been these:

Destiny in no way tells you that you can’t access parts of it. It tells you that you need to be better at the game to access certain parts. Similar to old games like Sonic 2. Yeah, super sonic is awesome to play as; if you’re good enough of a player to get all of the chaos emeralds.

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The apparently confused fan on track was actually Pastor Maldonado’s brother. Javier Maldonado was looking for his brother, who was participating in the race. Afterwards, the confused Javier said told an interviewer: “Pastor told me before the race that if there was nobody nearby for him to ram, I…

Many thanks for locking Haisley in the closet long enough to post a non-crappifying article on MLS.

Beating my Rapids is not an accomplishment.

Still got out of the blocks better than Greg.

Abdulaziz al-Omari: “No, seriously, where did you get the idea?”
Mohamed Atta: “A little birdie told me.”

Came for the Hernandez joke, leaving content.

+20-25 (or less with good behavior)

Fuck you for making me snort while laughing. +1

@BillSimmons

You are the Pheidippides of our time.

*Bursts into Kinja panting and out of breath*