I don’t like this.

There’s no argument: he’s the best DH of all time.

Counter-counterpoint: Nah. Edgar’s a stone-cold HOFer.

EDGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Curt, just because you weren’t personally there, doesn’t mean there wasn’t someone screaming racist things.

Trump: “Ore... Ida?”
Aide: No, sir. It’s “Ne-VA-da”.

No, 2016. No. You don’t get The Greatest too. Fuck right off.

Let’s cut the guy some slack on his day off. It’s not easy being a St. Louis policeman.

The truly sad part is that I saw the #tbt hashtag and got really excited. Then I looked at my phone and realized that despite the fact that this week has seemed like it has been eighteen days long already, I still have two goddamn days to go.

folks, i’m beginning to suspect that donald trump is not a good person.

“She’ll sleep with anyone”

THAT HAIL MARY PLAY I CALL IT THE DENTIST BECAUSE IT KILLED SOME LIONS FROM EXTREME LONG RANGE.

i like how he pronounces “Ukraine,” like “Oo-crane”

You’re a bear ffs. Just charge right in and grab her. Who’s going to stop you?

Excuse to posts a lovely wedding picture of my mother, about to celebrate their 50th anniversary next month? Accepted! Say hello to October of 1965.

You know, a weird thought just occurred to me: maybe, and hear me out on this one, but maybe they take high school football too seriously in Texas.

Not to be over dramatic, but that is nothing short of assault.

They call them scalpers to honor them.

Never let it be said that I don’t know how to play to my audience!

“Will, the FBI has a proposition.”
“I don’t want to hear it, Jack.”
“They’re willing to pay you a monthly stipend of dogs.”
“......go on.”