My husband says that me pulling my card out on our first date and saying we’d split the ticket said more about me than the entire date itself. I tell him that him being okay with it did the same for me.

Isn’t that what she told John Mayer?

Taylor Swift’s friends say “no more cats!”

Alternate headline.

Ugh, we put our cousin and his gf (they were maybe 19, 20) in charge of taking care of our cats while we were gone. Two couples, good friends of ours, had bought us a wine rack furniture thing, and secretly planned to have the cousin let them in to deliver it while we were gone.

You're lucky — I almost never poop on vacation. My routine gets thrown off and my body just decides that's it for the duration. It's terrible but short of taking a laxative there's not much I can do.

A roommate had this problem, and he was convinced it was some sort of bug living in our house... so he washed everything made of fabric in our house. Which, since it was actually a detergent allergy, made it even worse. It took weeks to figure it out.

I read your last sentence with relief, because as I read your story, all I could think was, "Man, I hope she's not still married to that guy."

I can't believe I missed this. I have one of the best horrible honeymoon stories from my first wedding:

I think that's everyone's routine on vacation.

We were REALLY running late for our 6am flight to a tropical island. We didn't have time to brush our teeth before we ran out the door and drove like maniacs to get to the airport.

A friend of mine once got athlete's face!

It was two decades ago in a very quiet part of rural Ireland; I wouldn't place bets on the little old lady's condom familiarity prior to getting a surprise present of a lot of used ones in a bag. A decade earlier, condoms were almost impossible to buy in Ireland. It's a very different culture. And I would hurl NOW if…

Condoms are not flushable. Septic system or not. The little old lady runs a B&B. It isn't like she hasn't had to take out the trash with a condom in it before. What strikes me bizarre about this story is that the writer doesn't seem to realize that this "horror story" was a making of their own immaturity.

Safari — a great time and surprisingly luxurious. Not as expensive as it may first seem either....

How about a more unusual area of Europe? Some of the Scandinavian countries? I went to Sweden and it was simply stunning. Or maybe Iceland? The blue lagoon. the northern lights - all very romantic.

where is the naked in the hallway story with the generous asian man?

Haven't been yet, but we plan on a few days in Vancouver and an Alaskan cruise summer of 2016 (we're getting married this October). My fiance wants to see whales and I want to see icebergs and neither of us has been on a cruise, so it seems like a new, fun thing to do together.

I recommend Wyoming in the late spring or early summer. It isn't too cold and it is gorgeous, private, and you can get an amazing place for a reasonable price.

JAYA! I FEEL YOU! I got strep foot as a child. STREP. FOOT. It's a thing that can happen. And it's freaking awful.