I guess you could say his competitive future is in limbo.

That sure is a low-resolution, high-revulsion video.

*Watches video* *Cringes*

Thanks very much Shane and to all the people who have messaged me. I really appreciate the support I’m getting. Especially from my brand new sponsor, Harbinger Fitness, who make the best knee wraps in the business. Harbinger. We’re way better than those other pieces of shit that just let your knees explode.

Spoken like a true jabroni. +1

There once was a lifter named Tom
Who went at his task with aplomb
Took the bar off its pegs
And exploded his legs
And I still don’t give a shit about weightlifting

Which 5-Hour Energy flavor did he drink before this so I can know to avoid that one

Sonic is actually a completely different shitty animal compared to other fast food places. Carhops are tipped employees, at least in my crappy town. My kid worked there for a year.

"It's not free if you give it to me." should be Kitchenette's new tagline.

Since this Monday is also the first day of my diet, all I can really focus on during this BCO is how badly I want to eat those french fries. And popcorn. Lots of amazing buttery popcorn. I'm so hungry.

I've been told that I'm not really a Star Wars/Star Trek nerd, because I'm female and not looking anything like the stereotype, and that I'm only pretending to be to get a boyfriend. I informed the guy that 1. I'm married (to a non-nerd, even, if you don't count the math & science types as nerds), and 2. I wouldn't…

Well, if you check, every time I do a Part 1, I do a Part 2 the following week. I could also order them in a single line of 1, 2, 3, 4 no matter which one comes which week, but it's worked out well to do it this way in the past, so I figure I'll stick with it. I've definitely published numerous worst customers ones in…

I mean, Star Wars nerds* are generally so svelte.

Hey, my name is Stompers' Shadow, and I am a Kitchenette addict.

Callie is up there with Dustin Hucks for "people who made a mildly entertaining story far moreso in the retelling." I'm looking this over again, and I really should've given that story the last spot (which I usually save for what I think is the best) rather than the first (which is usually second-best). I think…

Reminds me of a call I took...guy was trying to troll me and I wasn't responding. Asks if I prefer Star Trek or Star Wars. I respond with Star Trek (I like both, shove it) and he goes "...huh. You don't sound like you're four hundred pounds"

I always read BCO immediately after a live tech support chat, where 10-15 people yell questions about technical things at me for 60 minutes, and I scramble to please them without sacrificing my last, tiny shred of belief in human decency and kindness.

Your comment put a smile on my face.

Either way you look at it, he appears to be happy.