I trust that Wham! tops your list.

I agree with this. The patriarch of the family is dead and there have been mass defections in the Phelps household. This is a dying cult and it baffles me that people pay any mind to them and give them the free publicity they want. Not even the other anti-gay organizations want to associate with them.

I mean, aren't there only like 13 members of the Westboro Baptist Church in the first place? (OK, there are about 40, I think, but still.)

HALLOWEDDING??!?!?!

They opened up huge double doors after the reception to reveal a huge dessert buffet, with the wedding cake in the center.

Oh it definitely applies. Now gay people can have awesome or terrible weddings just like straights!

We had our wedding in an upscale northern NJ wedding facility. It was a basic NJ wedding. A few months later, my wife's friend had her reception in the same place, but checked EVERY box for extras- Lobster towers, crab stations, various specialty shooter tables, a pirate ship ice sculpture with vodka bottles in the…

Just curious: do these categories apply equally to same-sex and opposite-sex weddings? One of the most fun and moving weddings I've ever been to was between a really good friend from college and his partner (who is now also a really good friend.) It was a Jewish ceremony (college friend is Jewish) where the grooms…

"Louisiana" and "dry" don't often appear in the same sentence.

Yes!! Halloween wedding 4eva!! Black and white attire, and everyone gets a fancy, outrageously colored old-timey masquerade ball mask.

How about: Decided on Monday that you want to get married on Tuesday. Find old Easter dress in closet, and a green sweater to coordinate with hubby to be Army uniform. Realize that you have freakish number of green cardigans. Go to quaint small town courthouse, and are very excited about the ambiance. Then are told…

Hmm.... Mason jars filled with grocery-store bouquets. A $500 dollar dress that got stained when our ceremony got rained out. Far, far away from all the terrible family I didn't want to attend (but close to his). On a beach....that required a trek through a forest. Backyard reception. Decorations made of birch…

Oh, I actually really like factory weddings. The idea of having a hotel ballroom wedding or something gives me hives. It's the fact that it's overlooking a toxic canal that I'm a little confused by.

The underrated classic SHOTGUN WEDDING.

As a mechanical engineer, a factory wedding sounds fucking fantastic to me. I just need a guy into chemistry or something for the sludge.

I have been to so many weddings this season that the only thing I need to do to get a blackout bingo is hit an aggressively themed courthouse elopement. If anyone here is planning to hit the courthouse done up like a Sith lord, help a sister out and send an invite?

I'm pretty sure the prize for blackout bingo on this…

Some of these can be combined, powerfully. I'm fairly sure I'm a bridesmaid in what will be a Formal Wedding for Everybody But The Marrieds, Who Are Drunk Partying.

You forgot the dreaded Southern Christian Dry Wedding. It involves a lot of chugging from a flask in parking lots and awkward sipping of tea and/or non-alcoholic cider. The dance floor is a disaster of old people slow dancing and small children playing ring-around-the-rosie.

I just got invited to an Alt Wedding. It's in a factory in Gowanus, Brooklyn, right on the canal.

All mason jars are banned from my wedding, and I've made it a point to stay away from Pinterest. Hopefully this helps me avoid too many twee pitfalls.