Exactly! Man if there's anything that takes just as long as a haircut it's going into Walmart to get groceries for the week, and I've burned myself more than once touching some part of my car after returning to it from the store.

Yeah 5 is old enough to get in trouble. I think they are old enough when they sullenly demand you leave the keys in the car and then sit there with the AC on moodily listening to the radio while texting. I always giggle when I see the painfully self-aware preteens brooding in their mom's minivans outside the grocery…

"But what about a five-year-old waiting just outside a supermarket?"

When asked about why the Vikings would not disclose their findings, Rick Spielman replied, "As an organization, we think it's best to keep our report in the closet"

Story should be titled: "I'm was a slightly above average punter who should have kept my outspoken mouth shut because punters are a dime a dozen and I have no real value to an NFL team; now I am upset that I am not making easy money spending 45 seconds kicking a ball in the most violent league in the United States…

Kluwe's mouth outkicked his coverage.

Will you share that delicious hat?

If SCOTUS overturns all state bans on marriage equality, I'll eat my hat* because I doubt they will want to touch it. Though I can see a 4-4 with Kagan, Sotomayor, Ginsburg, Breyer in favor of putting them to the dustbin of history. Kennedy will end up the swing vote, he voted in favor of overturning sodemy laws in…

you mean she claims she was shaking a spear

I imagine they'll either choose not to take the case or rule on it, as they did with Prop 8, and thus we'll have to wait for gay marriage bans to be struck down state-by-state. Or they'll uphold the lower court's ruling on Prop 8 by applying it to this case, and say that any states that have allowed any gay marriage…

As a Sabres fan, I have lived through some shit.

Here's a sentence I never in my oddest dreams I thought I'd ever say: "Now I want to see Drake's dick."

those jerseys and the hornets jerseys are the only acceptable uses of teal

Seriously. She's actually really solid in the field as a reporter, or as a sub for Brian Williams. So let's force her to interact awkwardly with celebrities instead.

Could be Mooterus

Sure, hire Ann Curry to do the things she was worst at while on the Today Show. This will be all kinds of awkward.

We need to have an all-women show that's set up like the View, but actually tackles harder-hitting topics. Katie Couric could be the warm one, Ann could do reports/interviews, and then 2 more ladies, one a Rachel Maddow clone. Still entertaining, but more intelligent and relevant.

They just look somewhat like the previous Washington Capitol's jerseys in terms of color. Same time period too.

God doesn't the fact that the Winnie the Pooh bruins jersey is "decent" describe how disgusting the mid. 90's was ??