LeBron quite literally has a 24/7 City of Miami Police presence at his house in Miami. There is always a cop car out front - not private security, a cop. Always. It would not surprise me if this is also the case in Ohio.

"I don't care how many cops I have to go through, I'm getting my glasses back."

What would Cleveland know about rioting after winning a championship?

Wouldn't the need for all that security be bigger if he *wasn't* signing with Cleveland?

I felt a great disturbance in the force. As if millions of Heat jerseys were folded and suddenly put in the back of closets.

Please, don't lose your shit in Bath.

"Do you actually believe that everyone who is rich earned their wealth, or have you just been confused by an invisible system of networks, bridges, opportunity, hand-holding, inheritances, staggering debt, and even outright criminality in some cases behind it?"

Not One...Not Two-hoohoooo...THREEEEEEE

Who thinks it's ever a fucking good idea to have auto-play videos??????

I'd love to know what kind of "reliable" beater worth 5k people are driving around in. Totally stupid to sell a paid off car just to get one that telegraphs "poor" better.

They really need to quit pushing other down to make themselves taller. I have grew up dirt poor, upper poor, then to upper middle class. It felt like everyone wanted to tell us we were doing something wrong.

But if you are low income, your are not supposed to be financially savvy. duh.

I read this story off of a reddit link, and a lot of people also came to her defense in keeping the car. The fact is, a known vehicle with a known maintenance history is a relatively smart decision over selling and getting a possible clunker. Controlling risk is just as important as controlling finances.

"Horsepower is how fast you hit the guest's car in front of you and torque is how far you push it."

Fruit Stripe Gum zebra cosplay.

"Improvised weapon rampage" sounds a lot funnier when you are imagining chicken nuggets and McDoubles being used as ninja throwing stars. Reality was less hilarious.

What the ever loving fuck is she wearing in this picture?

I love when men are described as wearing a "top." It seems like just a gentle nudge away from "blouse."