god the f u cked up thing is that DIVORCE AFTER A MONTH IS AN OPTION

Glad that's not just my mind making this jump. It's dangerous to go from a thumb talking about three people and a dog marriages to this. Frustrates me that there is a segment of the population who think these marriages have more inherent "sanctity" than the marriage of two people who have known and loved each other…

At least from the promo several of these participants sound really desperate: "I've been single for 6 months/1 year/2years!" It can be lonely being single but if that's their upper threshold that causes them to commit to this show, it sounds like they may have some issues that need to be worked out.

MARRIAGE IS A SACRED INSTITUTION BETWEEN A MAN AND A WOMAN AND A REALITY TV PRODUCER! CATS AND DOGS! LIVING TOGETHER! THINK OF THE CHILDREN! PEARL CLUTCH! SODOMY! JESUS CAKE!

And gays are the ones that pose a threat to the so-called sanctity of marriage?

Zach Lowe and Simmons made a good point on their podcast yesterday: if Lebron really is intent on going back to Miami, why not just make that clear now, and spare the people of Cleveland all this speculation? I think he has every right to make whatever decision he feels is best, and he is smart to be using his…

No wonder Hobby Lobby opposes Plan B.

I'd be impressed to see Lebron put the past aside and go back home but I would also completely understand if he was just messing with the Cavs because fuck Dan Gilbert.

I almost hope this works out for Cleveland, because Plan B is going to be a real tough pill to swallow.

Whoever took these shots is a goddamned genius.

Well hot damn Angel Mccoughtry

I think I'd like the swimsuit issue if it were modeled by athletes... since you know, it's Sports Illustrated? The SI Swimsuit Issue is basically Maxim.

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I swear Venus and Serena hit the ass lottery. If I were fortunate enough to have either one of their posteriors I would only do backward-facing interviews so that people would have to address the magnificence that is my ass at all times.

lawd hammercyyyy...!

Dat ass...I work toward that everyday in the gym man. WHEN I obtain it...no pair of short shorts will be safe. lol She looks amazing!

I always love the photos from these issues. I mean look at that! It's Greek god statuary-worthy.

no showy the pee pee the vajeeen or the areolas......me no lookie .

I find Michael Phelps's tanlines both ludicrous and lickable.