I think people making the "change the mascot to a potato" joke should be arrested. That joke has already been used.

This is why Crumbs has failed, and it is only partially to do with the eternally changing trends in desserts: Crumbs cupcakes are horrible.

I was just having this discussion with my husband last week. We live in Chicago, and there are a few places that really kicked off the trend here. I think those places will be able to weather the storm because they're just really good. Anything gimmicky, though, will fall by the wayside.

Or maybe just Crumbs failed because their cupcakes suck? I kind of feel like they just got out-competed by cupcake places that do it so much better.

I predict that regular sized and delicious cupcakes will be just fine. I won't miss the fancy, size-of-your-head cupcakes.

What kind of political blogger doesn't know that the only reason you resign is to spend more time with your family? That's basic stuff, man. Clearly wasn't qualified in the first place.

Does the "z" in "titz69" make it more exxtreme?

CT: (through teeth) We will discuss this in the car.

"So that's it? You're just going to say Val Kilmer was the best Batman ever and leave it at that? Seriously?"

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Get Tim Tebow back into the league.

How much do I have to pay for you guys to shut the fuck up about Johnny Manziel? What's the going rate for that?

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They collect your 'donations' then sell the clothing by the pound to used clothing re-sellers. Donate direct. I bring my stuff directly to the local the homeless shelter and they always are appreciative because "we always need men's jeans and coats"

Oh god - have we reached the point where remembering MySpace makes you an old person? :(

O.K., your GIF just gave me a MySpace Moment!

me too!! she is timeless...

I miss Daria. :,(

"Eventually we must all offer up our celebrity crushes to our significant other and stand there, naked and vulnerable, to be judged for them."