"wonderful city," is what we are going with these days?

Even the lamest bachelor parties I've been to/witnessed (as a stripper) have been more fun than drag bars, male strippers, or shitty singles bars (every bachelorette party I've attended).

Intellectually I know tank riding is probably incredibly boring. You are crammed in a bumpy steel box that you can't really see out of. None the less I can't shake the appeal.

I'm not one to mess with creatures that could eviscerate me. Personal opinion really

yeah, lemme guess, this little bitch has rich parents and now is whoring out to his rich friends.

When you have a theme, you have to stick with it.

My own fucking dragon.

Wait a minute. They're spending 10 grand a head so they only have to pay 50 bucks for bottle service? And they're bankers? Note to self, dig hole in backyard to bury 401k in STAT.

They went to Kiev and "ate a ton of chicken Kiev"?

I don't know why, but this annoys me. Assholes.

Usually I'm begging for the bed to stop spinning. Clearly these guys party differently than I do.

I have watched way too many horror movies in my life. Sure, get drunk in Kiev with a bunch of hot "tour guides" — and wake up chained to a toilet in the basement of a Soviet-era mental hospital. No thanks.

Get a bunch of guys togethers, go to a club, get drunk and end up in a sauna together. Last time I checked, that's not called a "bachelor party"...

So, they replaced strippers with guns.

Yep! Fly a fighter jet, hit up the spa, that's the way to do it.

beds that spin, and private butlers who bring you food and booze

You can ride a real dinosaur!

This reminds me of the premise of Hostel.

I think this is all an elaborate cover and that Abbamonte is actually selling Hostel-style thrill kill packages. Meals/full bar included.

"I like to go for other kinds of shock value: zip lining, tank riding, ATV riding, bungee jumping — basically anything with an adrenaline rush that you probably wouldn't do at home or with your significant other."

did a ctrl+f and didnt find 'unicorn' or 'ride on a real dinosaur' or 'a night in the taj mahal' or 'anthropomorphic tiger to be your bff' so all in all non of this is worth that much money