I also wanted to mention Something's Gotta Give and how that movie was such a big deal because it blasted the whole problem with this double standard. Jack Nicholson hooking up with Amanda Peet was part of the "norm" in their world but the idea of Keanu Reeves lusting after Diane Keaton was so absurd that even her…

If you are trying to pretend that you're still the young buck when you're my age, it just doesn't work.

Cunt shunt.

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I would have thrown myself on the grenade and told doggy-dad I chewed up the bed.

BREAKING NEWS, new video of KStew's nipple has been released!

I'd curtsy if I met her. Like Max did on 2 Broke Girls.

If Robin William's $100 million dollars didn't make a difference, money doesn't make a difference.

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I hear you, Dragon. I'm all-

They've got a distinct "trying too hard" air to me. (No pun intended.) If you *try* to look edgy it just never works the way you hope it will.

He does look like a tool but it's similar to how men can forgive sexy girls being bitchy as they can sleep with them. I don't think any woman is looking at his pictures thinking, "He'd make a really good boyfriend" or "He'd make a good husband" Here, Jonas goes in the "I'd like to hit it and quit it" category

He really did do it better.

You mean Marky Mark, right?

Jas and Ness Rose... Amber Rose... Peter Rose-nberg... all connected, you see? WAKE UP AMERICA.

Well, I think even completely tiny boobs have some room for an implant, but the sternum is a pretty small area with kind of taut skin. I imagine putting an implant in there would be like having a sports bra type uni-boob, but like under your skin....

who is this cunt?

Who is this idiot? OMG

You know what I think? I think anyone who's never stood and stared suicide in the face should shut the fuck up. I think anyone who hasn't cried themselves to sleep and wake in the morning only to find fresh tears are already falling should sit the fuck down. I think anyone who doesn't understand what it's like to be…

I understand calling out ABC news, TMZ and Fox. But linking to the story above story just gives traffic to an outlet who might not otherwise get so much.