Bears > saints.

Look at what he's eating, he's OBVI a vegebearian.

Well, no one likes eating crow.

He never should have given up those animation rights.

Am I the only one that sees this resemblance?

All the women in my family started super early, like at 8 years old. So I got the talk and pad demo around that time. Well, freaky deaky me didn't get her first period until age 14. So, I had forgotten some of the finer points. Like the fact that you are supposed to put the adhesive side of the pad in your underwear.…

My uncle, who died last week, could have been a movie extra in every movie made about NYC. He was built like a little troll, was a NYC garbageman for forty years, and had a Queens accent so thick you could swim in it. The funeral home said they'd never had a funeral quite like his, because they'd never been so full…

I once tried catcalling. I leaned out the window and idled past a young woman and shouted, "I really like your shoes! Woo-HOOOOOO!"

Short answer to your question:

Oh man...