omg - yes! Just a footnote. One of these days.

When he refers to his own original teeth as a handful of mixed nuts I lost it, but for me the funniest part was the italicized beginning in which he is described by his coworkers (I suspect he wrote that part, too) and "they" refer to him as a condom hastily stuffed with an old sock, or very nearly that. The man has…

If I'd known about this man 20 years ago I'd have moved mountains to get next to him in some way. Mad, mad crush.

Irony is the Jack Daniels ad directly under her pic.

I got mine at Sam's Club - but I've seen them online too. And don't forget Pajama Jeans!! I haven't gotten any yet, but those are on my list.

There are 3 parts to this article by Christopher Hitchens that are all pretty screamingly funny, but there is a section about him getting a Brazilian wax in it that's especially entertaining. Worth a read and I don't believe any of it is hammed up at all.

Congratulations for graduating AND for getting to hear the FLOTUS speak (especially this one!).

That made me LOL.

Nice one. But you know - women aren't pervs who grab their schwantz every time the opposite sex is close.

give zero fucks This will now be a large part of my vocab for some weeks to come. Every fucking chance I get!

Ever since I discovered yoga pants I've worn little else. I freakin LOVE them. So many pluses: They bend, move, breathe, don't bind or pinch, they're slimming, and they come in bell bottoms. What's not to love?

Spit my coffee on that one. Funny.

The Rock is my irrational and completely off the norm crush for me. I usually run screaming from guys like this but there is something about this man that makes me wanna lick him like a lollipop.

Hear! Hear!

exactly.

Can not stand Seth MacFarlane. Ugh. And....

The choking hazard would be WAY too high having a meal with Zach G. Everyone knows it's dangerous to laugh and eat. I'd burn one with him, though.

After much anticipation I was thoroughly disappointed with Beatrice's and Eugenie's ensembles. I just don't like that taupe (?) color on Beatrice. There are so many more colors that would be totally gorgeous on her with her coloring and yet she (her stylists?) insist on drabbing her. Eugenie's outfit while gorgeous…

I had the same question so I asked a friend of mine who lives in Manchester. Those "not quite hat" things are called fascinators which I think is fairly apropos since that's the emotion they evoke in me.

I learned that lesson the hard way. WOW! I've never tasted anything so vile.