Seriously? She should be stripped of her title. Who makes such broad generalizations in this day and age? The idea that women don't like or read fantasy if there's no romance or illicit sex? WTF? For the record, it's about all I read. But then I'm a total escapist with my reading except when I'm reading…

For my husband - the ice cream would go way farther toward making my pits more attractive than some special antiperspirant. What I'm going to do about my nasty thumb crotch I do not know.

I like Jenny McCarthy. She's been saying what we're all thinking since the 80s.

I just want to kiss Stephen Colbert's cute face when he's being that funny. Love the man. Still want to kick Jon Kyl in the nutsack.

As long as there's no danger you gonna fall down and break a hip, one is never to old to get baked. Ever.

Alright I was laughing and enjoying being very amused until the organ eating scene. Yeah no. Really funny up to that.

I am Team Cat, but I am SO torn here. Corgis are just incredibly adorbs.

haha!! When Colbert made this bet I was ecstatic and laughed my head off at the mere notion of it. This was SO much better than I could ever have imagined. I now have a permanent case of gooseflesh and I'll be laughing at this for days!! I wanna be new besties with SC and JF. So funny.

An action made particularly heinous because the offender is a teacher FFS. We build children up. We don't tear them down. And an educator to boot. *fume* But frankly, I'm unsurprised. Public school is geared to breaking the individual spirit and forcing children into predetermined pigeonholes to create another…

Little feets! I must kiss the bottoms.

Isn't that just the message you want to send to kids? Look honey, if someone isn't acting like you think they should, slap the shit out of 'em.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

Yeah, I have to agree about her coloring. But maybe she has the demeanor they're looking for or a certain other something. I often have the purist urge when casting choices are announced, but having been in theater (not that that's THE qualifier of all time and universe) I understand that changing one's entire look…

Does it help at all that Roy's name is Scheider (no "N"), so his name isn't the same as Rob's.

That's really the funniest thing I've seen in a while. Dave is cute - too pretty - I'd still do James first.

He was owning it. I'd screw his legs off IN the dress.

Coolest. Dad. Ever.

How dare he harbor such ugliness and such beauty in him.

How dare he harbor such ugliness as well as such beauty in him.

That too? Dayum.