I started laughing at "They russle!" and I'm still laughing. This is such a perfect combination of hilarious, good to know, and TMI. Nicely done!

Screw his legs off, Scarlett, and then run like hell.

I'm rethinking my inner desire to open a little bakery that specializes in coffee & gourmet cupcakes. If there's one thing that will kill my passivity, it's pulling my damn hair. I'd cut a bitch.

Yeah, I'm not digging the new interventionists.

The Memorial Reel crack was aimed at Sheen. But the Squinty McTiredHost comment was aimed at Franco.

Seth MacFarlane went a little far with that Memorial reel crack. And crackin' on James Franco? Methinks there's more than one dude thinking he's a rock star from Mars. Dang.

If he's clean and sober, I'm a tightly wrapped toaster pastry.

I'm a software administrator where I work. We roll out half-baked shit all the time. I've come to accept unpreparedness as an industry standard in technology. I said my peace on Facebook about the redesign. Hey, I LIKE new shit. I'm down with redesigning and making things poppin' and pretty. I have checked back…

I am, quite frankly, gobsmacked at this post. I join with all the other non-haters in saying that this play is about SO much more than romantic love. In fact, can it really be about romantic love given it's 2 quite young people we're talking about? Quite the opposite. This play is about anything but romantic love.…

Zeffirelli, IMHO, is by far the best producer of Shakespeare. Ever.

Extremely well said by someone who, by all appearances, has done their homework. Some people don't get it. And there's nothing wrong with that. Except that those who don't are, it would seem, the ones who like to blather most about it.

If I had her hair I'd be touching it all the time, too. As it is, mine is very curly and long and the more I touch it the worse it looks.

Couldn't agree more.

My thought exactly. In that war of wits she'll show up unarmed.

@SweetLikeCandy: omg HA! So funny.

@labeled: CRAZY AUNT KANYE: One of my favorite YouTube vids! I watch it whenever I get down. Who can be down watching that?

Look, in my house I sleep in their king size pillow top, not the other way around. And since it's the most comfy in the house, I'm sleeping there threat of plague be damned.

3 cheers for phallic hair. Huzzah!

That was just as painful as I thought it might be made more so by the reaction shots. Nicely done.

@clevernamehere: Hear! Hear! I think you could even go up to 50 pounds overweight. I work with a lot of women who are around 50 pounds overweight. Nearly all of them would have weight loss surgery if our insurance covered it. I've spoken to them. I hear them talking about it. They think it's easy. And I tell…