God. I'd so fricken do that. *sigh*

This is what happens when one opts for the discount spray tan.

Nicely done. I laughed out loud through the whole thing.

@Kryzilya: Cutest freakin thing I've seen in a while. Gah I want one now.

Wow, for a second there I thought I might witness a beheading, then I remembered where I was. Poor widdle turtle.

@Marla Singer: Sounds more like Stewie than the Beatles. Still incredibly cute.

Way too much cute in one being. I can just feel him in my hands right now.

@Natey: Ghost and Shaggy Dog?

Holiday Squee! Yay!

Oh no! He's a smoker?!?!? Rats. His intelligence quotient just dropped enormously.

The crush I have on him is one of those longing, deep aches that only time and hopelessness can cure.

mm-mm-mmm-mm-mm

OK - gah! Let the Brad and Jen thing GO already for fuck sake. It's been what? 5 years now? Let. It. Go.

@AmberNicole: AW! That is heartbreaking. *sniff*

I will take them all, please. The hubbs will have to move, but one must do what one must.

No, I do not like Willow's hair, but I'm not telling Jada, a.k.a. baddest ass mom ever, that. The outfits, however, rock.

man berries - from "Everybody Loves Raymond" - a fave

@fridaycat.: omg "Little Pink Nose" is what I call the one of our cats that actually has a pink nose. (The rest are black) Aw.

@promethea: Those commercials crack me up and have provided me with the best name for name-calling ever: Lint Licker!

Huge fan of Kelly Osborne. Her new-ish lavender hair not so much. Please go back to the platinum or the black, either beats holy hell out of that half-assed color.