Why?

Paul McCartney - one of the only 60-something men I'd actually consider doing.

@LadyPerseverance: I don't know why it is that the women in the conservative party always sound like such huge whackjobs. I guess, for me, "woman" and "conservative" just don't seem to mesh. And yeah, then they talk and I'm more petrified than amused.

Yeah, no, I don't get it. Honestly I thought this was another pic of Joren Van der Sloot from the thumbnail. And that t-shirt looks like it smells bad and might feel kinda greasy.

I would look so fucking ridiculous in that hair, but man I want it.

I maintain: Farts are funny. Even doctored ones.

The bird has so been done.

@SimonGodOfHairdos (is actually a chick): me neither - quite a difference from her shaved head, tats, flannel and docs, eh? Not a bad difference, just a vast one.

I haz a turruble sad right now. She reminded me of my grandmother on my father's side whom I love and miss terribly still and I lost her in 1999. *sniff*

That is some getup to be sure.

Yunno - aside from a little baggage under the eyes this was amazingly like the original. I have never been into Tom Cruise - he has always set off my Craydar.

@inclusive exclusion: Yeah, hearted.

I rarely think someone is just simply an awful person. Sarah Palin is one of those rare folks. STFUASD Ms. Palin. I am absolutely gobsmacked that in this day and age someone like her gets 5 minutes worth of attention. What's really scary is how many times she's reproduced. So there's gonna be MORE people like her.

Oh goodness. What a sweetie. Want.

ha! I'll see your Beckett vs. Pop Rocks and raise you a Frankie vs. Warhead.

I'm a "God within" sorta person, but I'd take a hug from her for sure.

Ok. I'm a Twilight fan. I admit it. And those were totally funny.

Wow. Get well, Brett. Please, please get well.

The best hangover cure I've tried was eating a piece of chocolate first thing followed by water and a couple of B-complex vitamins. That'll have you right as rain in no time.

omg that first post had me laughing out loud - too funny - lesbian shitasses - really?