You know what? There just isn't any reason to drink alcohol while pregnant. Period. What? You can't give it up while you incubate your baby? Fuck that. Same as there's no reason to smoke while pregnant, do crack while pregnant, shoot up while pregnant. No. No reason. #pregnancy

She looks completely thrilled to be photographed, stunning but unamused. #reesewitherspoon

Pink, darling, I think you are incredibly cool, but that's just downright bragging. On that note I don't think a bathroom can be so big as to mistake the sauna for the loo. #hughhefnertwitter

That is positively stunning. Fabulous color darling. I think few people can pull that color off what with what it will do to a girl's skin tone. Nicely done. #katewalsh

omg Whoopi that is exactly why I thought you were a perfect fit for this show: "I don't even cay-uh. Le'her get mad at me!" And that face.

There is never enough Cher. Really. Please let me look this good when I'm her age. #cher

I miss the back-combin'. More back-combin'! #russellbrand

@RiloKilo: As a daughter who didn't I certainly do ponder the possibilities had my dad been like that. I am always so warmed when I see a dad who so obviously loves and supports his daughter. And always just a touch sad, too. Good for her and good on John. #johntravoltaellen

Well who totally didn't see this coming?

Though I love the Navy/Tan thing, not sure its a hit in lingerie. Uhm. That is lingerie right? #katieholmes

Have we yet found a color this woman can't do? I feel only slightly silly about gushing over how awesome she looks all the time. She is a shining star. #veteransday

Wow, that wig kind of reminds me of this Santa I have that I take out every year and it takes me practically an entire day to make him look like he hasn't lived in a box for 9 months. Poor thing. And she usually looks really cool. #ladygaga

Again with the black tights!! They are everywhere. Me hates them (out of context, of course). Cute dress, though. The purse doesn't work here. #parishilton

@Leucadia: Totally agree with the tights assessment. #ashleyjudd

Debra Messing always just misses the mark - like this time if she didn't have the black tights on that ensemble would be classic. It just goes a tad wrong with the tights.

Like anyone should be the least bit bothered by Moakler's opinion about them hot mess that she is. Who is Shanna Moakler indeed. #shannamoaklertwitter

@GreenEyedMedusa: I froze most of the time I lived in SoCal. (Except during the Santa Anas) Especially if I was anywhere near the beach. Its chilly. #kimkardashian

@A_Gracious_Plenty: I think its a boat. #kimkardashian

The world just comes to a screeching halt whenever John Cusack has anything to say. *sigh*

@Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane: I have no idea who would be Alan's counterpart, but they'd have to have Lewis Black on a lot.