Though this isn't my kind of music (if it isn't Pearl Jam, Black Crows, Dave Matthews, Staind, and the like its pretty much crap in my book) I find her videos very visually pleasing and this one doesn't disappoint. Incredibly surreal and cleanly beautiful. #ladygagabadromancevideo

No one's said it yet, so I'm gonna - if only her hair were red she'd be looking healthy and perfect. Now if only her dad would fall in a deep hole in some remote part of the Australian Outback ...... or something. #lindsaylohan

I'm not a GlamourPuss. I dont like to wear evening gowns and stuff. And so, it is no surprise to me, nor to anyone who knows me that I would totally rock Steven Tyler's pants and jacket. I would still do the peepee stance to exhibit a modecum of conformity.

Pishaw - Stephen Fry loves London. I seriously doubt he'd leave to live here. Though if he did I'd be thrilled. He alone would raise our national average IQ several points. Would love to see him do an American QI, too.

@RStewie: #kirstiealleytwitter

I have loved Ellen DeGeneres since she played Margo Van Meter in a short-lived comedy "Open House". I knew then she was "gonna be somebody". I've watched her evolve and its been an honor to do so. I am SO happy for her that she's found peace and love and happiness. *sniff* What an honor for Oprah that she graced…

Love Russell Brand's house - it suits him and would suit me too. The bathroom. Well, I'd probably spend a lot of time in there.

The hubbs is a total cat man. He loves his babies. God help the person who would ever be caught hurting one of them by him. Just God help them. There wouldn't be enough left of them to mourn over. #catladies

How sad is it that I only really log in to Twitter to see what Stephen Fry and Alan Davies have said? I come here to get all the other stuff.

@AnotherJenn: Clearing up stray hairs and such I think is the norm. Glasses glare is another.

@GatsbysLover: Oh goodness. I never meant to imply that all photogs do that. They don't. I see some incredible stuff from really talented photogs. I'll bet you're one. #toddlerphotoretouching

Helen Mirren didn't end up [being in Precious], because she got a real offer that paid her money instead of chicken wings.

I work for a major national professional photography lab. I often argue with our on staff photogs who retouch stuff until its a completely different person. They argue "the brides love it". I argue "of course they do! now they're [whatever supermodel closely resembles the subject], not who they really are!"

awwww Bernese Mountain Dog - so cute!! One of these days when I have some land I'm getting one of these and a Caucasian Ovtcharka.

I bet Jay-Z gots some suuurrius jet lag because he's like in a different part of the world every other day. #beyonce

Ok look, Jezebel, enough of this kind of thing. I just got busted holding my head sideways, brows furrowed looking at my monitor thinking I need to get me one of those clear jobbies. #sextoyparties

Katy Perry is stunning! Love Shakira's shoes. I nearly did not recognize her. And Leona Lewis looks so wonderful from the hips up. #mtveuropemusicawards

Bottom left corner of frame 12 is so cute. I'd totally wear that. The jeweled butt floss looks itchy. #fredericksofhollywood

@ardentlilac: Oh, no. This took place in the first vid after she gives the first definition of Diva.

That was THE most nonchalant save when he answered her "thank you you're telling me its a step down now". Way cool Larry. Never missed a beat. Down from High C, riiiiiiiiight. #mariahcareylarrykinglive