I'm pretty sure I need that coat. The hat she can keep, but the coat....the coat needs me too. #madonna

God I love this man and I have since I was 10.

@kung fu lola: Thanks for posting that article. What a sweet person Russell seems to be. The Pinicchio doll story just squeezed my heart.

Velvet slacks on a velvet couch for when you absolutely positively need to counteract slippage. #catherinedeneuve

Okay THIS is my costume next year. FabOO! #whitehousehalloween

This has made me sad. #kidstoday

Oh Adam, I loved you before it was cool to do so. But, I'm totally your age so I guess it wouldn't work.

@GirlFailer: I'm holding out for the shoe phone, but Liev is a fair draw. #angelinajoliesalttrailer

I miss the holiday season in Southern California. Nothing like Christmas shopping in a cotton dress and comfy flats. #reesewitherspoon

@PrincessOfPower: I completely agree. My huff has officially begun. #thandienewton

Is that really Kristin Scott Thomas? Wow she looks so young! She's 4 years older than me too. I'm going back to bed. #kristinscottthomas

@stacyinbean: Planned parenthood in Southern California is how. Not at all expensive. #theviewabortion

@purpleshoes reminds everyone to take typing breaks and stretch, ow: You can doubt all you want and you can compare to where you live and whatever. We lived in Southern California and this was quite a few years ago. The abortions took place at several different planned parenthood facilities. Not at all difficult…

@Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!: Oh! Let me clarify. I met the girl while I was in college but we knew each other for 6 years or so. I swear every time I turned around she was having an abortion.

I had a roommate in college that was one of those girls that used abortion as birth control. She had 6 in the time I knew her. Safe to say she didn't give it a first thought let alone a second. For some people it's no thang but a chicken wang.

This woman so knows how to do pale. What a stunning lady. She reminds me of the old school movie stars. You know, back when we only knew what they wanted us to know about them and most had a squeaky clean image and we had to wait for them to die to know the truth. #ditavonteese

Yeah, I'm going to sex rehab and I'm going to take all my best sex toys with me because, yeah, they'll let me keep them so I can do myself (and perhaps my roomie). Wha...? Showing up freshly laid I can understand. I mean most of the folks on the drug rehab one showed up stoned. Hell, Jeff Conaway didn't even know…

The girl on Michelle's right is totally squeeing so hard in that pic. I love it. #michelleobamamentor

In the pit of vipers. Couldn't help that phrase coming to mind watching those vids. Whole lotta nothing right there. It is really rather insane that a television show can consist of absolutely nothing and still be as popular as it is. Amazing. #levijohnstontheinsider

Still so...so....Bowie. Wow. #davidbowie