Didn't they have twins? Where did I get that idea? #jonstewart

Boy she does a lovely animal print. *sigh* I love her. #whitehousehalloween

@karmasutra: Stupendous job on that pumpkin! #whitehousehalloween

@pear.shaped.Sara: Oh! That looks like a nice job already at that early stage. Post pics of it finished for sure. #tgif

Oh my god. This is excruciatingly sickening. I actually could only make it 31 seconds. How is this entertainment? This girl is obviously in need of some psychological help.

Sting I love you man, but of late you sound like a freakin nutso. I'm with you on the global warming thing, but depression is highest in deep winter dude. I still love you, but think of the polar bears instead. #jongosselin

Patrick Stewart created the Bald Head category in my things that are sexy catalog. #menontv

When all I could see was the top part I was thinking, "Why?", but now that I can see the whole thing I'm only slightly ashamed to say that's pretty cool. #gagsandnovelties

Oh yeah one-off joke. I see that at the Spencer's Gifts near you and me. And I know JUST the person I'm getting a pair for.

Positively lovely. I want to dress like that every day. Gorgeous. #willsindiafashionweek

It's just never ok to attack someone because they don't live, look, or behave to your standards. It just isn't. When are people gonna get that?

I was a strict vegetarian for years (this after growing up on an Angus ranch). I currently eat mostly vegetarian with some meat here and there.

Man. I read the man's name as Harvey Krap and thought, "Fuck I bet high school was murder for him."

Okay SOME clothes you do not borrow from the GF, okay.

@lovecake: I hate that I feel I must agree with you here. Quite a few people have lost me in the wake of this Polanski situation. #natalieportmantopchef

Padma sounds kind of slow and slurry.

@PogoStick09: haha I care because its got to be a thorn in the side of Sarah Palin and I just get behind that. It seems the political rogue has yet to master the art of ignoring a situation so that it just dies. It's probably sick of me, but I am getting a little chuckle out of the whole thing.

Michelle Obama does the "Cher Face". Lovely. #michelleobamaworldseries

May I say that I love that the snap judgments now include real people and places, not just celebs. Well done, Jezebels, well done. #hydepark

@yvanehtnioj: But the hubbs and I have laughed endlessly about his need for a "murse". #haileyglassman