She couldn't get away to get a wax and had to shave instead. Can we let a girl relieve her razor rash?

Everybody poops and if the guy is too immature to handle it, do you really wanna pursue it farther?

Too......much......cuteness.....brain......exploding

@: My thoughts exactly!

Phelps is cute and all, but Aaron Piersol is fucking gorg! Thanks for listening.

@cdjill: How about the "You're to blame." part. Of course, that's what I thought he said through the slurred speech. "I'm totally okay and sober and on top of things! It's everyone else that has the problem! (and you're all trying to steal my magic bag!!)"

oh me! pick me! *handraise*

At least she doesn't still look skeletal. She actually looks kinda great here.

God! What a major disappointment it was to hear this. Unsurprising, yes. Still incredibly disappointing.

RIP Mac. The hubbs and I loved your comedy like no other. You are sorely missed.

Cords in August in Los Angeles? Freak!

@ollie210: OMG I know which one you mean. I watch that show too. You're right. It's the eyes.

Hate the beard. And that's just strange because I normally love facial hair on dudes. I feel it is wrong here, though.

Okay so the shoes are hideous, but the most important thing is that his feet look great.

OMG I fucking love this woman. I wonder if she'll have me.

Still in love w/her. Always will be. She gets lovelier and lovelier with age.

Cuteness overload and the caption made me laugh out loud. Good work Jezebel.

"I Always Get Constipated When I Sleep At A New Guy's House; What Should I Do?"

I love his facial hair configuration. Best he's ever looked. *drool*

I like him so much better with a little more hair on his head.