Is it wrong that I'm only in my 40s and those mumus are looking real comfy? I remember my grandmother loved caftans and my grandfather hated them. I got the caftan gene from her.

Girlfriend's balance is off and she can't show her terror due to the Botox. I love Cher, but sorry to see her hair black again. She was a smokin blond cougar.

omg She gave birth to a Blossom!! Adorable.

God, like she needs THAT, a cigarette clamped between her teeth!! One word for Donatella: Chantix.

Could it be the primary stages of an impending spit-bath??? Mila no!

Cons: to quote Nina Garcia, "shiny, tight and short is the fastest way to look cheap."

@ALittleBitGothic: Agreed. The hubbs thinks she's homely, but I think she's adorable. And those blonde curls on that baby are irresistable. I want that red outfit.

@GotNickel: Me too! Luckily half of them are out on vacations!! It is a toss-up as to which is funnier, the actual captions or the reader comments.

I heart Whoopi. Her face when he said the thing about being 14 again was priceless and my feelings exactly. haha

There is just nothing redeeming in that picture. hideous. Please tell me this get-up is for a movie role. Please?

Amy please step a little closer to the razor for your next pit job. Or don't at all. Either works, but none of this halfway bullshit. It's cconfusing.

Too cute!! The flower bikini and the penguin bikini....so adorable. Dodai, so cute, love the belt! And what a beauty LaComtesse! Thanks Jezebel. More items like this please.

omg I'm so crying with laughter - priceless

And the moron got elected.....TWICE! Don't blame me. I voted both times for someone else. Bush = Fucktard

I was all crushed out on Dourdan until his arrest in posession of heroin....?? I hate that. Moving on. *sniff*

Can you spell nutjob?

There's nothing I love more than a sexy smart ass. Anthony Bourdain is my favorite. I love his show. I love how he disses on Rachel Ray and Sandra Lee of the Food Network, too. I missed this epi, darn it. But they rerun stuff all the time so I'm sure I'll catch it. Anthony Bourdain's blog is hilarious too.

NOOOOOOOOO!! Speedos and the like should be banned forever and ever and ever.

Ohhhhh how tewt! Wub de baybeh. Sweetest. Cheeks.

@labeled: That is not a rock. It is a jar of stretch mark repair cream, however I believe it capable of serious damage if hurled.