EW!! He's gross and he has female lips. *spit*

He's so fucking hott.

How does everyone like the "be my bra" ad campaign? I'm totally diggin it.

Okay the "digital rape" thing was just creepy. I gotta go take a shower now.

@DrunkAndHorny: My thoughts exactly.

I could have said all that with these words:

That pic is getting a LOT of cover. Way too much actually. That hat is just foul.

@Creepmouse: OMFG that was goddamn priceless. I'm glad I was at home when I read that!!

"Reesenhaal." Better than Gyllenspoon I guess.

I think she rocks that look.

Isn't she Eva Parker now?

OMG that woman is the most hideous being (I can't bring myself to say "human"). Good lord. I'm glad I haven't eaten yet.

Its sad when your dog's better looking than you are. How droll.

More Gavin. Less Gwen, please. And Kingston can stay since he looks like Gavin.

The woman's a horse. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I refuse to believe that is a picture of Reese Witherspoon's ass. That girl is gorgeous and works the shit out of that body. No way. Can't be. Because if it is, she has more cellulite than me. I'm telling you it just cannot be.

She was way cuter before Mimi.

@warmaiden: It was actually his brother Donnie, not Mark that was in NKOTB.

Him I'd do. Loathe her. She looks like someone scrubbed her with steel wool and doused her hair in canola oil. Telly would be so proud.

@SharonTaint: Yes they do. No lie.