Oh! Lovely dress. Lovely Halle. Perfection.

What a train wreck. I haven't given up on her yet. I'm hoping she'll come out with a giant FUCK YOU to her haters (read: the media). Go into hiding Britney, then come back with a huge kaboom. You can do it. And go away long enough for those lips to go down some. Gawdawful, y'all.

I rather dread the prospect of what Hillary will endure when the heat really gets on in this race. I heard enough about Monica Lewinsky the first time 'round. That shit is nothing compared to what the entire nation has endured these past 8 years with Dipshit and Dick'em in the house. I so want Hill to tell anyone…

"Dating like a man." Most fun I ever had. You can sleep over, but toothbrushes and tee shirts left behind will have you dumpster diving if you want 'em back. (Well, maybe not the tee shirts. A tomboy can never have enough of those.)

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

she has massive thighs

@ccchild: You mean she wasn't a whole lotta crazy when she went in? She gonna come out barking mad this one.

Very pinchable cheeks on that one. The baby I mean. Aw. So darling it makes my ovaries hurt.

Worst. Reality. TV. Ever. Bitch please.

What a gorgeous ensemble. Want it! But I want the body to go with it. Drew's beautiful. Love her.

Malkovich is ACE!! Not particularly good looking, but the guy can act his ass off. He's a delight to watch.

Wow, but Shiloh looks like her granddaddy in that pics, does she not? She's adorable. Don't you just wanna pinch her sweet little cheeks?

Love Mariska. She brings true glamour back to being a movie star (tv star). She has that certain something celebs used to have, beauty, poise, grace, and a fair amount of privacy making it a treat to see pics of her. She is gorgeous.

"She gave birth three weeks ago. Yeah, fuck her."

Newman!

Holy vee-neck trashbag Batman.

The shoes I could take. The our of shape saggy dress is hideous. But those are good colors on her.

"When Did Madonna Morph Into Bono?"

hideous.

Gawd. One bad decision after another. I'm about to give up on her ass.