Dreamweaver, I'll give that to you. But as a graphic (and web) designer, I spend way more time in Illustrator and InDesign for creating designs ground up. Photoshop is more of my utility tool, I use it primarily for resizing images, basic color correction, etc. With the exception of using textures and better layer…

He's definitely a car guy, I was just viewing it from the point that he really hasn't done anything substantial besides Malcolm in the Middle.

I'd just like to say a million thank yous for not including Frankie Muniz on this list.

Welp, at least the one thing he did get across is that he's one hell of a lawyer.

Aaaand heatclicked. Unfortunately, your post also makes me want to detract mine, considering the most logical possibilities. Eh, fuck it, what's done is done.

Wow. Yeah, Matt, you're totally the douche in this situation. In all seriousness, if you're guilty of fitting a certain description, doesn't really help when you use said description to describe the person who called you out. That more or less kind of makes you... well... a douche, ironically enough.

@the.chariot.pwns I'm fairly certain he was being facetious.

I can get behind that. I'm a front-end designer, not a true developer by any means, and I still absolutely refuse to use WYSIWYG editors, based primarily on the fact that I don't trust them to generate clean code. I'll use Notepad++ when I'm on my Windows machine and TextMate when I'm on my MacBook, and XAMMP/MAMP to…

It's a bit ironic though, because IIRC, Enzo Ferrari himself once made the statement (and I'm paraphrasing) that "aerodynamics are for those who can't make good engines".

Great insight. I have to be honest with you, I kinda of posted this as more of a tongue-in-cheek comment. While everything stated above is true, my dad and I still have a pretty strong relationship. The email communication thing is primarily due to being on different schedules. But you're right, past-times change and…

When I was 6 years old, my dad (a techie himself, SysAdmin and SQL programmer by trade) went out and bought me an NES for my birthday. I remember that entire summer, we had a ritual: every Saturday morning at 8 a.m. he would wake me up and we'd sit on my floor and trounce goombas and koopa troopas for hours before…

"If you build it, we will come." A little innuendo in there, eh?

+1

Wolverine vs. Brock Samson... yes, yes, and more yes.

"If you're worried about breaking your phone then you can't afford to own it. Putting a case on your phone just announces to the world that you're living outside your means."

"Colon-al Ass Erection". Nailed it.

Edit: Every WRX goes into limp mode with a loose cap. (I could've sworn that's what mine was, until I finally checked the code and realized it was a useless secondary air pump. Meh, the light stays and I drive on simply without cruise control. Not too bad actually.)

#becausewinter. RWD is superior and tons of fun... in dry conditions. In a Michigan/Colorado/Maine/etc. winter with all the snow and ice and crap? Not so much. And I do hear people incessantly state that they can toss snow tires on their Mustang/Corvette/what-have-you and drive it yearround, but it's still never going…

"I'm amazed, O wall, that you have not fallen in ruins, you who support the tediousness of so many writers." <— This just became my new go-to line for stupid forum threads.

Keyword here is there are "some" mature, responsible teens. While I congratulate you on being one, if what you say is true, you are still an exception and not an accurate sample of the teenage population. But keep up the good work.