Counterpoint: there are some sweet golf simulators now.

I’m one of those insufferable asshats who believes that a balanced liberal arts education is the best way to go.

With a subheadline like that you’ve gotta figure AP’s kid is next in line for a ride on the Zamboni.

If you had Warner Wolf and a $4,900 bond . . . you lost!

It’s funny what we remember about baseball and how much those memories shape our recollection of a particular player or team. (It was years before I could understand why John Tudor wasn’t in the hall of fame based solely on what he used to do to the Mets in 1985 and 1986.) But I think there’s an even more fitting…

Damint, Lauren. I saw “Bryce Harper” and “Met” in the same sentence and was all “WHAAAAA?”  Sigh.  #lolmets

It’s a Seinfeld bit, not mine.  

400 words followed by “the subject is closed” is an invitation no argumentative prick like me can possibly ignore. But it’s your blog, not mine, and so you enjoy the the upper-hand in the debate (your superior knowledge of the subject matter doesn’t hurt, either).

I am increasingly (and irrationally!) frustrated by your refusal to acknowledge that the Porzingis trade could prove to be transformative for the Knicks. It is too soon to dismiss it as just one more LOLKNICKS bad decision merely because different people employed by this organization made many LOLKNICKS bad decisions p…

Good to have you back, Drew. But I fully expected an entire 90 minutes spent rectifying the food blasphemy that’s been metastasizing in your absence. The cursory discussion of Greenwell’s awful pan-takes, among others, was really just the tip of the awful-food-take pyramid.

The fuck?

I think this is the right take. He deserves admiration and respect for what he’s done on and off the court, even if he is a bit mercurial from time to time. But at 30 years old he ought to know by now that this is the game. Thankfully there won’t be all that much media scrutiny in New York, so I will remain blithely co…

We’re allowed to count the ones that we clearly knew and definitely would have gotten but just looked it up anyway to save time because I can’t spend all day on this shit guys, right?

Of course, all of it depends on whether the Knicks are able to lure two max players this summer, and if one of them is Kevin Durant.

“My wife’s response was sarcastic and dismissive.” They never see the big picture, do they?

Young Man Forced to Kill Cougar Who Just Will Not Leave Him Alone could absolutely be the title of an episode of several different Bravo programs.

bravo

If taking a large amount of money and then just disappearing is a crime, then there should be an APB out on Joakim Noah.

I do think Durant is going to leave Golden State, yes. So do a lot of people. Not so sure about Kyrie. I have no idea whether those two or any others would sign with the Knicks, but it’s not entirely borne of New York arrogance to observe that this may be a more attractive destination for a professional athlete than -…

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