Hear me out . . . . he was a restricted free agent at the end of this season, wanted to leave, and there is at least some question about his health given the ACL. The Mavs are taking Courtney Lee and Tim Hardaway Jr. (which, honestly, not having to watch Hardway anymore might make this an even deal all by itself). Tha…

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So you didn’t get the feeling that this came down from CBS corporate or anything?

Perfect.  If Mom had also chastised Dad for not having checked the family calendar —- where she writes all these things down for precisely this reason if you would just look at it once in a while —- I would be concerned you had turned the FaceTime bug on the Mrs. and me.

No, come on, you know that’s not what I meant and I am pretty sure it’s not even what I wrote. To be more precise: reducing shrinkage is good; it would be even better if the team passed the resulting savings on to the customer in the form of lower prices (maybe that would offset the cost to the customer associated…

I think you are missing two points, one bad and one good:

Another marketing staffer wanted to highlight the pent-up frustration and anger felt by fans, so he conducted a search for Cleveland steamers.

As a Mets fan, I feel strongly that Jason Bay is too high on this list.

He fixes the cable?

Gahhh!  Thanks.  My bad.  

less overall money than was given to the likes of Robinson Cano, Mark Teixeira, Jason Heyward, or Joe Mauer, and a smaller AAV than is being earned by Yoenis Cespedes, Miguel Cabrera, or Jon Lester.

Yep. Babe Ruth got 215 of 226 votes. Babe Ruth! People are the worst.

I have no problem with Mariano Rivera being a consensus pick for the HOF, but it would only serve to highlight just how silly it is that so many before him were not. Thankfully we can rest assured that some crank from the Des Moines Register or whatever will have some scorching hot take about why he couldn’t vote for…

If you can’t stand the heat . . . then Cleveland is going to suit you just fine.  

No. My takeaway was that the response to my desire for the Mets to sign Harper would be lolmets, the Wilpons are cheap, etc., etc.

The New York Mets have a projected payroll for 2019 of $152 million (inclusive of $15 million deferred money to David Wright, but excluding about a dozen more short-term or minor league guys who will add about the same amount). But, of that amount, $29 million is due to Yoenis Cespedes, and the Mets are widely…

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Bobro fret

Delete Twitter and never look back. You can do it. All of you.  

Sure. And it hurts both to stub your toe and have your leg taken off in a tragic bass-fishing accident.