I know it’s not a board game, but I don’t care: cards against humanity is the greatest game ever. I’ve never laughed so hard in my life.

The extent to which I enjoy herbal tea is directly proportional to (a) the temperature outside, (b) the time of day, and (c) my overall health.

idiot. +1

Oakley berating and litigating, refuting and disputing the boss he was formerly saluting.

Congrats to T.J. and J.J. I was more interested in the appearance of their oldest brother, B.J., at the game in Buffalo.

Oh man, that secret series between the Yanks and the Red Sox next week that no one else knows about is gonna be siiiiiick . . . . I am pumped that Carton hooked me and all my hedge fund buddies up with those tickets!

You guys are the wind beneath my wings.

The NBC4 report wasn’t nearly as robust when I read it this morning as it is now; the report was two or three sentences when it was first published. It said nothing more than that he was arrested in connection with some kind of ticket scam.

I am not looking for a Pulitzer or anything, but I think my point was slightly more nuanced than “rich people don’t steal.” Sure they do. And maybe he did. I just find it awfully hard to believe based on all of the circumstances. Listening to a guy on the radio is (obviously) a poor proxy for knowing what’s in his…

I don’t buy it. The guy makes plenty of money and has a slew of legitimate ways to make more. He easily could do another 10 years on FAN . . . he’s well-known, even if not especially well-liked. He also does a ton of charity work and raises lots of money for good causes. He throws that all away for a piece of $2…

Piazza chasing down Guillermo Mota at spring training in 2003 is still the craziest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. We were in the stands cheering at first, but it was almost scary by the end. He was completely out of his mind. It was almost like he was in some kind of . . . rage.

It’s good to see Judge get a hold of the reins.

Let’s look at it. Let’s meet them. Let’s try if we can find some bridges.

[never mind]

This is their Twitter bio:

Howie is great and always has been, but his slow motion descent into get-off-my-lawn level cranky old man has really come into full bloom this season.

Not to be outdone, Matt Harvey will have a cameo on an episode of Cops next month.

“Spectacular” might have been a stretch. But he’s been better than his numbers (and this article) suggest because of one bad week.

I realize that I have a total blind spot for this team, but consider two things. First of all, yesterday was the seventh time this year that Robles has been called on to get more than three outs. It was hardly insane for Terry to go to him in that situation, especially considering the alternatives. Second, Robles has…

I’ll leave if you let me go!