Wow. Who knew that Mike Francesa dabbled in graphic design?

So at least there’s one thing Rose can claim he’s done more than Ichiro.

The ice is getting awfully thin underneath the four people still defending Ray Lewis. Can we offer you guys like a tax holiday? If you were a Ray Lewis fan way longer than was appropriate, and if you are only hanging on now for fear of finally having to admit that this guy is an insufferable prat and a complete and…

“Lack of Required Chargers Will Result in Negative Induction”

Thus begins continues the Mets’ attempt to find takers for its better players today.

They both have every right to be excited. Grilli K’d Stanton in a big spot; Stanton got revenge. It shouldn’t escalate beyond that. Someone gets a baseball thrown at his head just for being excited. Come on. That’s just silli.

Chauncey Billups Says He Passed On The Cavs Because Their Future Is Grim

How does this not have a LOLMETS tag?

All billionaires should have quirky shit like this. They should have at least one wacked-out, nut-job thing that they are known for. Like that guy who bought all of those Olympic wrestlers (but without the killing them).

“Souza will phone complaint about failed second march to top brass.”

Nice one, bra.

Related: my brother in law came by recently and fired up the original Nintendo and, after a lot of work (rubbing alcohol on the contact points, my friends), we managed to get the original Legend of Zelda working. His game had been saved for all that time and he was deep into it . . . we had the red ring, the wand,…

Dog home safe with owner @luck2fast real niggas do real shit I talk to bro everythang good @neverforgetnfl took a lost on the money tip but fuck it we not tripping it’s cool it’s just good to see me n my niggas do something good why everybody Elsa on the out side looking and talk bad about a nigga but it’s all love I…

Someone with an IP background is better-positioned to address this than me, but I think something like 85% of Deadspin readers are attorneys, so let’s just give it a few minutes: doesn’t a trademark owner run the risk of losing rights to its mark if it fails to diligently prosecute infringement? In other words, is…

Enter, sand man.

I am rooting for McGregor—-because I’ve always just hated Mayweather—-but now I feel incrementally less horrible about it. Thanks, Diana! 

Meh, I thought the whole thing was pretty tongue-in-cheek.

This while Portland is still reeling from its last brush with these psychopaths, that one with a far more tragic ending. Fuck this guy. Hang in there, Portland.

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“Almost entirely white” was also the guiding principle in the appointment of President Trump’s cabinet.