Male Kellys, ranked:

Billy - this is good food for thought, but how do you reconcile it with the fact that the very next article below yours is an advertisement for Gillette disguised as a post to this blog:

Of course you’d say that... you have the brainpan of a stagecoach tilter.

anyone making below the median income needs to die

Yep. This all day. “[H]e hit like forty home runs with his hustle” is just so perfect.

The Judge will throw the book at this guy, so why not grant every stupid (and ultimately meaningless) motion he makes in order to limit his basis for appeal? I love when judges rule against me on petty scheduling disputes: it’s often a sign that she is on our side.

Here’s the thing, though. Even if it was “consensual” (and it So Clearly was not), and if she wasn’t drunk (and she So Clearly was), IT WAS STILL WRONG (and, in a lot of states, a crime).

Ok, I’ll bite: what was number 2?

Yes, but only once.

deep cut. nice.

It’s further, not farther. Farther is a measure of distance; further is a measure of degree.

Thanks. I really appreciated this.

[never mind]

We had good seats to this game last night, a few rows off of the visiting dugout: watching Aaron Judge stand next to the Yankees third base coach was comical. People were taking pictures. It looked like someone’s dad had put on a uniform and snuck into a little league game.

He should’ve just had some peanut butter and cheese like Dickey. (I am never letting this go).

When you’re a jerk, you’re a jerk all the way.

Yeah, this whole thing boils down to Sale being something of a nutjob. But for him throwing behind Machado, last week’s beef stays in the past and the only story today is everyone fawning all over the Red Sox and Boston for taking a brave stand against rampant and egregious racism among a small but vocal segment of…

I know the hockey junkies hate this, but playoff hockey is just so much better than the regular season. Yes, that’s a truism across all sports, but it feels especially true with the NHL. The idea of watching the Senators play the Rangers on a Tuesday night in November is so fucking boring that I…

Best episode ever. “Do you want to change your name to Homer junior? The kids could call you HoJu!”

Fun fact of the day: the Boston Red Sox were the last pre-expansion franchise to integrate their team with a person of color (Pumpsie Green). Does that make the town or the team irredeemably racist? PROBABLY NOT. Is it another thread of evidence in a tapestry of shit that suggests that maybe this town has a…