Oh come on, man. Having the worst owner in the NBA is the only thing the Knicks are the best at; don’t take that away from us, too.

Right, like some well-known celebrity clown could get a really important and challenging job just because he writes some stupid shit on Twitter. Come on, Kev.

Oh my god, dude, shut UP. Shhhhhhhhh. You are like that kid in class at 2:54p who is all“HEY SHE HASN’T GIVEN US ANY HOMEWORK YET,” and says it loud enough for the teacher to hear.

Great. Just great. Now I gotta like this guy. Trump fucking ruins everything!!!!

Yours is finer than what I came here to do. +1, +1

If the Knicks spent months trying to come up with the most efficient and direct way to alienate their last few fans of my generation - those of us who grew up with and idolized the Knicks of the mid-90's - they could not have come up with a better plan. I am not sure folks who did not live through and near it can…

I’m Harriet Tubman and I approved this kinja.

I still like his NFL and NBA podcasts. Cousin Sal is great. It always seems like Simmons gets a disproportionate share of shit around here.

“Yoelkis and Yoenis? They don’t seem all that similar to me.”

“[T]hat’s hard to swallow.”

We started this. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Bork 

This is excellent.

This is old wisdom, but it bears repeating constantly (most especially during times of political and economic turmoil, which always translate to market volatility): timing the market is for professionals and people who want to retire in the next five years.

Only difference now is that they have one of their own right behind him, right? I mean, until the election, Republicans abandoning Trump would’ve effectively handed the election to Hillary (I guess; I mean, who the fuck knows?). But if he does or says some crazy-ass shit now, they can just be like, fuck it, we’ve…

But how are they gonna fit the Lehman Brothers logo on the Knicks’ jerseys?

You voted for Trump? Well, I guess the yolk is on you.

. . . or a guy who routinely takes pleasure in seeing Mexicans get carded.

But what the hell is it doing in the middle of the street?!?!?!

Also, with apologies for commenting twice on this post, why do these sanctimonious twits have to add the only part after abstinence education? Plain-old abstinence education is a good idea! No one - literally no one - thinks it’s a bad idea to point out to kids that they may not be ready for the physical and…

I don’t know, gang, but at the risk of being in the minority on this one, I am pretty sure I agree that no one should be having sex with Matt Garza or Bristol Palin.