The reason is that human history is long, and all of the mistakes that could possibly be made have been made.

Bo No’s Football

So listen, while you guys were away . . . . um, hmmmmm. How do I . . . ? Hmmmm . . .

“I tell you one thing that really drives me nuts, is people who think that Jethro Tull is just a guy in the band.”

forever sowing troubles

When I was a kid, I assumed I would eventually get tired of the whole Jack Sock thing. And yet here I am, a 38 year-old father of two, and I still can’t get enough Jack Sock.

Agree to disagree. Anna Begins is haunting.

Go back and listen to August and Everything After again, with an open mind if you can manage it, and then remind yourself that it was released in 1993. That album owns and was ahead of its time.

I was Cincy this weekend and actually saw all this happen - it was nuts. I was down at the New Amsterdam, staring at this yellow-haired girl, then Mr. Jones strikes up a conversation with a black-haired flamenco dancer . . . and then he spit on her.

It’s almost like the entire notion of a small group of people objectively declaring which subjective work of art was “the best” in a given year is inherently flawed.

aaaaaaaaaand . . . . . I’m dumb.

Tonight?!?!! God damn I want your life.

Depending on the location of the tattoo he might in real trouble; it has been well-established in multiple jurisdictions since at least 2005 that the hips don’t lie.  

Respectfully, I think you are missing the point that is being made down here in the comments. Everyone should “get consensually laid the way they want,” but not everyone can. My preference would be have the wife in an absurdly small bikini on a private beach in Kauai. When we are done I would like to take her on a…

I came down here to post some combination of what you wrote and what factorfiction wrote. It is a cliche to say that marriage is hard work, but it’s also true.

Sounds like someone has finally had enough of Phil’s insistence on sticking with the triangle.

Sanchez has more playoff wins than Romo and Prescott combined! It’s time for the hot takes!!!

I understand all the hysteria, but let’s take it easy on this guy: he is single-handedly responsible for one of the only satisfying climaxes to a Chargers game this season.

On one hand, Beckham has a point.

My seven-year-old could barely walk when he came out of the thing, he was so punch-drunk.