You know what? You’re absolutely right. My bad. It’s out of my lexicon. For real.

I am not familiar with the expression “period shit,” but I now love it, and, if I am using my context clues correctly, I can think of no group more deserving of the punishment than these fucktards who still think knee-jerk, blame-the-victim reactions are the way to go. Good on you.

Following up on a thread from yesterday: should MLB change each wild card came to a best-of-three?

I do think it’s important to call out Tebow’s presence in the Mets’ organization as the marketing ploy that it is. The easiest and most direct way to do that is to continually remind people that Tebow is in fact a dreadful baseball player.

Scary part is that the converse is also true: any Republican other than Trump (think Ted Cruz, people) . . . I mean any swinging dick with a gun, a pulse and an antiquated notion of “the America I grew up in,” so long as he (and yeah, it’d be a he) could pretend for just a few months that he was not a sexist,…

Perfect.

Let me enter old-person mode for a second here. Baseball wants to know why its ratings aren’t what they used to be, and why it’s having trouble attracting kids? A playoff double-elimination game, played on the East Coast on a school night, ended at precisely 12:42 a.m. That’s an official game time of 4:32, the longest…

I have a daughter, my daughter has friends.

Sort of ironic that he’s willing to stand for this.

“You are a disgusting human being,” he told the reporter as he groped her and kissed her, probably.

The first episode comes out tomorrow right here on Deadspin and you’re going to love it.

Reacting to what some others have written in the comments about this post feeling somewhat skewed towards conspiracy, the version of the LA Times article that you link to makes it pretty clear that “there are no signs of foul play,” that “this incident is being investigated as a suicide,” and that, right now “there is…

You get a star for Samardjizadjklehu895qhtuesjqhkza.

I actually really like this idea (mindful that I just kept the Mets out of the post-season in 1999, 2000 and 2016). But you and I both know that the owners will never forfeit the revenue stream from the playoff games that your idea would nullify.

It’s been 108 years, Tom. Steer into the skid, brother.

Maybe this is sort of pedantic, but I did not say the Mets were well-rounded relative to any of the three division winners. They were not. I said more well-rounded, i.e., relative to the Giants. I stand by that.

Total sour grapes here, but this series highlights what is, in my opinion, the only flaw in the current playoffs system: a mediocre team with one lights-out starter can advance to the divisional series over a more well-rounded team. The Giants were 2-0 in playoff games started by Madison Bumgarner; they were 0-3 in…

McCoy and Aukerman also seem to have sent Lambo on a locker-room apology tour.

In a similar move, brass bands everywhere are switching to bugles and coronets.

Neaux Tigers