Seriously, dude? Even Ken Bone has made up his mind on this debate. #notasandwich

The letter was signed:

Apparently Ranaan was touched by the apology note he received:

Garrett?? Seriously? Do you guys have a cite for that? I thought for sure that bigoted mop bucket was going down with the ship.

Oh that Grandy catch!

Stop it. Just stop. You and every other jamoke calling into the FAN this morning has got to stop. Showalter got killed right here yesterday for losing with his best pitcher in the bullpen. Now TC gets criticized for going to his? It was the right move. Collins got murdered in the papers here last year for going…

In response, South Korea plans to execute Bryan Adams.

Hannah, you seem lovely, so please don’t take this the wrong way, but I would murder a pony to be able to have a nana that would text with me about the Mets. This gift from God seems somewhat wasted on you.

If Samer doesn’t have one of these up here for the Mets by about noon today, I am going to be pretty hurt.

My favorite thing about this piece is how little Barry is gonna have to change it tomorrow. Just do a find all on “Showalter,” replace it with “Collins,” and make a few other tweaks. Like presumably Eric Campbell hits for Jay Bruce in a big spot because, you know, “I thought Soup was due. It didn’t work out.”

I heard the NFL and CBS were working on a plan to bring Cook back for a series of spots to air during the regular season entitled “Someone Shit on the Colts.”

I am sure it has been suggested in this space before, but teeing this up for the upcoming Knicks’ season seems like the logical next step here.

On the plus side, with the Mets set to face Bumgarner in the Wild Card game, Citi Field should definitely be available next week if he wants to reschedule.

you shut your mouth when you are talking to me about a tall bud light

+1 you moron

This one hits closer to home than most, as I ride the Pascack Valley line every day, often through Hoboken (in fact, some of the finest crap I’ve written here has been posted from that train, a tall bud light in one hand and my phone in the other).

Any truth to the rumor that the Sox offered Bogaerts and Betts to the Mets in exchange for Harvey a couple of years ago? If so, kill me?

In other news, [any other thing that transpired anywhere in the world today].

I know I am a few days behind here, but this. Forever. Terry Collins is a fucking trainwreck of an in-game strategist (yanking Reed so Josh Smoker could face Freddie Freeman . . . noooooooooo!!!!), but the way he has kept this team of chuckers, clunkers and downright nobodies in a playoff race is a god-damned…

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