And with this, Tiger’s decades-long domination of old white dudes is complete. He is even better than them at sucking.

“Williams? Yeah right. Let’s see a birth certificate. Lando Calrissian didn’t even have a girlfriend.”

I don’t agree with some of this, but I didn’t scroll down to tell you that. I just want to get a slow clap going for “Nate Bronze.” You are Albert Gold.

I’ve always known you were a truth truther.

And I love it when some fucwit [sic] waits an entire year to bring his burning hot takes to all of our attention.

If there is anything better in life than a three-run walk-off homer in the eleventh inning when your broken-down, half-a-team is fighting like hell to stay in it, I haven’t experienced it yet. #lgm

Please take your reasonable takes and mature understanding of this blessed sport elsewhere. ;)

You know, I said the exact same thing to my wife while she was in labor with a 9.5-lb. baby and she punched me in the ‘nards.

I am a Mets fan and I approve this message.

This has become far and away the best feature of this feature. Please do not stop.

Here is an example of the scorer declining to invoke the discretion afforded to him - in a World Series game, no less! - but it contains a great explanation of the rule.

There’s a quirky rule in baseball whereby the official scorer can award the win to a pitcher other than the pitcher of record if that guy pitched like ass and just got lucky (e.g., you face three batters in the seventh, walk two of them and give up a three-run homer to the third, but your team hits a grand slam the…

Don’t stop now . . . your Braves are fun to watch, and I say that as a Mets fan that was hoping, with a light schedule over the final two weeks, to coast the rest of the way to a wild card. The Braves played harder - and sure appeared to be having more fun - than the Mets did from the very first inning on Monday…

There is not enough outrage here, guys. This isn’t fucking funny. And it isn’t a fucking joke. This is serious. . . . . I mean, did anyone actually look at that font? This makes Dan Gilbert’s comic sans seem almost tolerable by comparison.

Newton’s Haw

and intended!

Like all good Americans, I find Boston sports and their fans to be tedious and exhausting, but my god do I love Big Papi. And you should, too.

Pfffft. Not surprising you would say that.

Sure, you are right, it is more extreme, but this whole thing is, IMHO, a whole lot of pearl-clutching over something that, to some degree or another, happens on both sides in every election. Maybe this is just a more-egregious-than-usual case, and maybe that makes it a good thing that Hamilton called out this douche…

Sure, I mean, of course I agree with that, dude, come on. But let’s at least be intellectually honest about it, even when the other side is not. You wrote that “Joe Ricketts believes that Donald Trump is a dangerous, untrustworthy misogynist. But still—better than a woman becoming president.” In fairness — such as it…