drunk Keith is the very best Keith

I agree that extra inning games can get pretty tedious, but why do the broadcast guys feel the need to make it so very obvious that they want the game to end as soon as possible? Anytime the Mets go to the 10th or 11th, Keith is just completely inconsolable. Do your job, man; you knew the rules when you signed up for…

THAT WAS THE JOKE DAMNIT

a Laurel and Hardy routine from hell at best

I’ll allow it.

Fair

A for effort, but I think you face an uphill battle defending Simmons ‘round these parts. I’ve never understood it: Deadspin and Simmons offer different perspectives on sports and entertainment. Simmons did some of it first, Deadspin does some of it - a lot of it - better (though the latter is clearly just a matter of…

I am going to hope in vain that this is some next-level trolling. I am not a Canadian, but I’ll bet those who are know how to use a spell-checker and a hyphen. Way to be the perfect-ass example of the obnoxious American Bro, bro. You sure didn’t disappoint.

Thanks to universal health care in Canada, however, the goose is fine. The Eagle, on the other hand, is a low-wage-earning diabetic that can’t get time off from work when her kids are sick. So, you know, call it a tie.

Oh this is just so good.

It’s actually pretty impressive that he has the time to write hot takes AND be every science teacher I ever had.

Dope dope doped.

. . . and by gum it put them on the map!

This is wicked funny

Renewing this request.

It really is quite sad; it wasn’t long ago that righties were afraid to throw anything at Howard.

This comment had the potential to devolve into the hottest of takes, but instead it was thought-provoking and fair. Kindly show yourself out. ;)

Unfortunately for Mr. Flores, he is not a (white) Division I athlete. Otherwise, he could look forward to six months of time plus a year or two of probation. I want to vomit.

You realize we can’t make fun of other countries anymore, right? Like not even our friends. Canada, Japan, Norway. SOUTH KOREA. They all do some weird shit and it’s fun to point it out and be like, “hey, that is some WEIRD shit you guys.” And we all have a laugh and it’s great. But now? Nope. All these guys have to do…

I am not commenting on this post out of respect for this comment. Perfect touch.