Albert - when GSW wins, can you please just e-mail me the piece that you would have written if the Cavs had somehow managed to pull it out? I feel like it could be your finest moment and Steph Curry is gonna take that from you, too.

I had to Google it. Nice.

No and no. The batting order consists of five hitters. (In the scenario in which a then base-runner needs to take his turn at bat, one of the other five can run for him)

lots of shifting in this scenario, but yes: a shortstop and a first baseman who plays well off the line when a right-handed hitter is at the plate.

Bumgarner plus a good catcher, good outfielder and two excellent infielders could absolutely beat the Braves.

Breen is a spectacular broadcaster — this is a guy who, along with Walt Clyde, makes Knicks’ games something approaching tolerable. It’s just too bad he doesn’t have an outlet for his comedic chops: he handled sports for Imus in the 90s on WFAN and was laugh out loud funny.

The rugby analogy doesn’t work me: in my house, a try hardly ever results in a score.

This is spectacular.

What about the NBA? Seriously: he is one-man marketing machine for that league. They’d be nuts to let his podcast disappear.

My kids were watching the Peter Pan one a couple of months ago and, when it finally ended and I got up to turn it off, my four year-old FREAKED out. It was, apparently, a two-part episode. Fuck this show.

I’ve seen and heard the Knicks trolled pretty hard - and rightly so - but to call them Dogs, and not even spell it correctly? That’s a new low.

I can’t tell if this is some undercover trolling . . . it is, right?

Oh great, another story about Matt Harvey’s bladder infection. Grow up, guys.

Related: Francesa spent about 5-10 minutes yesterday on the Mickelson insider trading scandal, at least half of which was devoted to Mike explaining to his listeners why the SEC goes after certain guys and not others, the standard of proof applicable in civil cases brought by the SEC, and the likelihood of the SEC…

How significant is the pending Hulk Hogan thing to your daily work at Deadspin? Do you guys talk / worry / think about it much? Or is it background noise and not that big a deal?

PROVE IT

Mets fans, NYC Media:

What do I care about fair play or consequences?

It’s whatever you want it to be, Harry.

The guys in the dugout tried to rib Colon a little bit for coming out of the wind-up with a man on base . . . but they couldn’t.