As if the 14,000 Kinja Deals I have to scroll through aren’t proof enough, Tom comes right out and admits that he is For Sale.

Collard greens are right there between Al and Seth. Get those fucking weeds off of my plate and bring me a steak.

Greens, ranked:

And yet MY suggestion for a daily run-down of insightful things I said to Mrs. Sidebar about the Mets just before Gary, Keith or Ron said them continues to receive no attention (from her or you guys).

This is one of the first CDs I ever bought; still holds up. Great record. These guys split up shortly after it came out, iirc, which was and remains a real shame.

Max Scherzer, Noah Syndergaard, Vincent Velasquez, José Fernández, Jacob DeGrom, Strassburg, etc. All of these guys and more will get multiple cracks at the Braves this year. They are a no-hitter waiting to happen every single night.

Yeah, can’t argue with that. The only flip side I can think of is that while the challenges of having kids are obvious to all and easier for people without kids to relate to; the joys can be more subtle and private, but no less intense. When I get home from work tonight and my two boys bust out of the house and tackle…

There’s lots of “I’m moving to Canada” shit that gets bandied about, but would any of you actually change your life in any meaningful way if Trump was elected President? Would anyone else?

The perils of the written word. To clarify:

Also “read the Oral History” is funny.

What, you think I have time to just surf the fucking Internet all d—-

Whatever room the desktop is in after the wife goes to sleep.

This made me laugh very hard. It is absolutely true - I do it and lots of others do, too.

From Mirabelli’s Wikipedia page:

I can’t believe my six year-old has a Kinja account. They grow up so fast. Welcome, son. I don’t think your mother is going to approve of that handle.

This cutting-edge approach to sleep is called “having a baby.” And it sucks.

As you’ve already pointed out, the drugs at work analogy is flawed. This one is also flawed, but is more apt: if you guys got paid or promoted or whatever based on how many stars you get for your contributions to the site — and, trust me, that’s what we ALL think happens — and you were running some software bot from…

I think you are right, actually, that it usually connotes a racier turn of phrase.

high risk . . . high reward

I hate when guys can’t come up with their own material . . .