Related: Francesa guessing the weekend’s Nielsen numbers for various sporting events, followed by Russo revealing the answers - with Francesa never even close to the actual number, and Russo always remarking at how close he was to the actual number - was among the very best things on the radio during my formative…

Sweet Jesus. Is it time to switch back yet?

We really need another beer in this country that tastes like piss?

OHMYGOD A SHUTTLECOCK IS NOT A BALL AND HOW IS WIFFLE NOT NUMBER ONE WHEN WILL THIS SURREALISTIC NIGHTMARE END WHERE ARE BARRY AND SAMER?

Kendall Jenner is totally smooching Lakers guard Jordan Clarkson

In a related story, Will Gordon is now a point guard for the New York Knicks.

If you conducted this poll today, they’d be the Baltimore Boaty McBoatfaces. This is why we can’t have nice things anymore. You ruined everything, Internet.

Why is there a cork on the fork?

There is a hot take currently being delivered in the Deadspin work chatroom that Harvey is only the Mets’ fourth- or fifth-best starter

“What a fucking travesty. President Trump will put a stop to these pussy terrorists refusing to risk their lives for our amusement.”

Yours is better.

“Johnson dominates bird? Yawn”

Tom - what are the odds that Trump picks Francesa as his running mate? It’s like 1 in 3, right?

Can you believe it’s been ten years? I was there and I remember it like it was yesterday.

Wait, are you implying that he couldn’t understand me when I yelled “SWING YOU MARVELOUS FUCK, SWING” at him in Game 7 of the 2006 NLCS? Well that explains a lot.

The whole “ZOMG WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN?” thing is so fucking overplayed. First of all, has anyone cited any evidence that banning the product in stadiums will reduce its use among kids? Second, is the law also going to ban spitting, cursing, bunting with the pitcher on deck, grabbing your crotch, and being Rich…

As a parent, the hardest part of this video to watch was those upturned palms and shrugged shoulders as the runner finally gets going. I am so terrified of my kids becoming teenagers. Her mom (I am guessing it was her mom, but it could be any adult, really) calls out, “are you ok, honey,” and her dad (I am guessing it…

If you’re wondering whether Ben McAdoo and my dad wear the same pants, the answer is Hell. Fucking.Yes.

where the hell is his right hand? He is clearly holding a weapon on the coach next to him.

[Nah, changed my mind.]