(Bautista flips bat): “Duck!”

I think he might have actually been angry at the bat. It’s the only logical explanation for that flip. Jose Bautista forever.

Bryce Harper is National, Treasure

you idiot, +525,600

Sideways pizza is such a fucking nightmare. It’s ruined and you know it. What’s the point of no return? 45 degrees? Maybe 60?

Sometimes there just aren’t enough blocks.

I just think it’s sad that after all these years of loyal service, Carson has to suffer the indignity of letting Mr. Barrow run the show. Fucking Barrow was the worst!

I wonder what that kids’ parents are gonna do with the Knicks’ first-round pick in 2021.

Playing for the Brewers for a couple of years should clear this right up.

As if the fucking lines at Blue Smoke aren’t long enough already.

I agree he is the best of the bunch. But (a) why would he come here, given that he will have lots of max offers, and (b) is he so good that he makes them anything other than a 5 or 6 seed in the East next year?

It’s such a damn shame, because they are not that many pieces away from fielding a competitive team. Carmelo is no longer an all-around superstar (if he ever was), but he is still a prolific scorer and can continue to be for a few more years. KP might be a superstar in the next year or two, and could anchor a great…

Puck would've completely burned this blasphemy with a sick glance.

I thought he was referring to the Real World star and Pedro nemesis, Puck. Now I’m sad that he wasn’t. Puck was great, tho.

New teammate Daniel Murphy can’t even look at Max Scherzer given his rampant heterochromiaphobia.

Kurt Rambis likes this.

Rob: Did you see this kid? He can cover 50-60 feet in just a few seconds!

Hard to argue that this could be a part of it. When a black guy does it, he’s a thug. When a white guy does it, he’s a hard-nosed, old-fashioned grinder who plays with grit and toughness.

I am no expert on college hoops and I think I am the only guy in America that neither loathes nor loves Duke, but that clip above is more than “borderline dirty.” He stuck out his leg and tripped the dude. Ditto the play a few weeks ago when he tripped the guy from Louisville. He’s a dirtbag. Why do we have to wait…

The thought of Suzyn Waldman having her own on-air “standing O” about the classiness of Yankee fans upon their inevitable, halfhearted recognition of David Ortiz just made me throw up in my mouth a little bit.