Unimpressive. The ball does that every time I swing a golf club, and I don’t even have a screen in front of me.

Totally expected this response (and it’s totally fair - I have no clue what I am doing in this arena and was, in fact, incredibly proud of even this abomination).

Looks like Dante’s not the only who needs to apologize, now is he, Eli?

Yeah but Bartolo showed up in one of these, bitches . . .

I Googled “millennial scoff” and I am pretty sure you just coined the phrase. Bravo. Its use here as narrative stage direction is a most perfectly derisive way of referring to something that is itself so perfectly derisive.

+1, idiot

the Nets might want to consider not showing up.

This does look pretty fun. But, over on the Aaron Hernandez cruise, you get to swim with the fishes.

Yes. Agree. I figured he’d be funny — I always enjoyed his bits with Stewart — but what do I know? That shit is unwatchable.

Nah, it’s not a “get off my lawn,” thing. It’s a “he’s not funny and there were better options to replace Stewart,” thing. The Daily Show was a cultural touchstone for 15 years, but when the funny old white guy was done, they just sort of shrugged their shoulders and handed it over to some unproven young black guy…

Thanks. Had been meaning to check it out. Watching the first episode now — really busy day here at the salt mines — and I agree it’s promising. But she had six months to write those jokes . . . will be interesting to see how it holds up over time. It’s certainly going on the DVR lineup tonight, tho.

How long before I can fairly conclude that Trevor Noah sucks as host of the Daily Show? Like, is the honeymoon over? Can we talk about this now or is it too soon?

Sounds like this Cuban’s in a real pickle.

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If he goes to jail for 15-20 years, I will applaud the result. If he ends up doing less time than he would have under this deal, I trust you won’t. That was and is my point.

This is probably not the best case in which to make this point — cuz, seriously, fuck this rapist piece of shit — but it fucking sucks when you work on something for months or years only to have a Judge who knows far less about the intricacies of the case just throw it all out the window.

Dwight Howard is the Taylor Swift of the NBA. There are only so many times I can hear that you aren’t happy with the men around you before I start to wonder if you’re the fucking problem.

Somewhere, Wilmer Flores is starting to tear up . . .

She was 4:29:20, which works out to a 10:16/mile. Nothing to sneeze at for a casual runner, for sure, but this dude took almost 45 minutes off of that time. So, if he and Oprah started at the same time, he could finish, then watch an entire commercial-free episode of the A-Team, and she still would not be done.…

Nope.