Dude, we all celebrate your running prowess, but you gotta look up “casual” in the dictionary. That’s an 8:36/mile pace. If you are running a marathon in less than four hours, you are — by definition — more than a casual runner.

Peyton? More like Lipton, AMIRITE?

smdh, +1

Fair point. I love love LOVE that each episode description gives you time markers for each topic.

Jesus. A professional sports league is regulating political messages from its players? They are being punished for expressing a message that matters deeply to them?!?! I guess they haven’t heard of freedom of speech over there in Commie Euro-Russia, AMIRITE?!?! That shit would never happen in the…

Related: you don’t have to love Simmons to really, really enjoy his podcast, especially when he is discussing / covering the NBA. I know he has his quirks that people don’t like — and, Bill, if you’re reading, I sure don’t need to listen to your kids talk about pro wrestling or Adele — but the dude knows his NBA as…

Nice to see the fine people of South Dakota take a stand on this critically important issue. I know that the planet is burning up and millions have been displaced by sectarian violence around the globe, but for the tens of 13 year-old girls who have to wipe in a private stall next to another teenager who is still…

Samer: Tim, I need to head over to the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Fan Fest to see if someone brought their dog. It’ll be a great afternoon post to put up on Deadspin.

The truth from the Bible is what changed me from my old ways.

Seems only fair. The banks had a bunch of wild animals in charge for years.

Calmer ‘en you are, dude

Say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, dude, at least it’s an ethos.

Jesus. What the Jell was he thinking?

Don’t Fire, Josh Morgan!

I was more focused on the fact that there had just been a near-disaster for a too-big-to-fail cruise ship this freaking week . . . but yes, this one would’ve done nicely, too.

Albert, my good man, you worry too much. Nothing like that could EVER happen in the modern era. I mean come on, dude. A massive cruise ship, constructed and piloted by sage white men, would never, and I mean never, find itself in such a precarious position in this day and age.

Robert is kind of a weird name for a girl, but it was nice of Andy to pose for a picture with her all the same.

I was really disappointed to see Hoppy holding that sign

Not at all man, I just sincerely hope you are wrong. I like to goof around and I certainly try to be funny when I can, but I enjoy Kinja more when it’s a platform to engage in debate with other users and the staff. If I can’t disagree in a thoughtful and respectful way (at least, I think I was thoughtful and…